Silwë

The Silmarillion be like

Eru Ilúvatar: you have one job and it’s keeping the elves safe
The Valar: Bet
Melkor:

Vincent D'Onofrio & @vincentdonofrio Pigs can't look up. But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.l want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time.

I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time

Current Mood (self portrait, ink on paper, 2022)

Man might as well just spray paint the cop at that point

one time i told my husband that a guy on the internet said he was wrong and he said "okay? i don't care if he lives or dies"

“Piss on other kids gents, fuck around and fight” is something that without context sounds like it’s either dope as fuck or the literal worst.

Personally im impressed that I’ve managed to continually get *more and more weird* in the 30+ years since first hearing “it’s a phase” — I was like, “sorry lol can’t hear you I’m over here being a freak on main” and never stopped

Same 🤘 I found the album in the used section at a record store in Seattle, and while I don’t remember 100%, I’m absolutely convinced I probably bought it because the band name was cool since I know I had no idea who the hell they were before that.

Four rock musicians perform on a black sound stage lit with white polka dot spotlights. They are pantomiming playing instruments using oversized guitar and drum props.

You are correct! I was tempted to say “No way, this is from the video for ‘Ich Bin Ein Auslander’ by Pop Will Eat Itself” but that might be too niche a joke 👾

Greetings, mortals.

You probably know me from LotRO, SeaGoth or Death Guild/Thunderdome. I’m an artist, gamer, former industrial/goth DJ, world traveler, Tolkien scholar, noted elf roleplayer, occasional hot mess, brunch enthusiast. Associated with both Information Society and the Tolkien Society.