God damn

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99% of it is this but I am there for the graphic design

this dude who talks shipping industry shit has the best graphics

Every accusation is a confession

fuckin lol

what in the actual fuck is this shit

I submit that the 1:20 PM first pitch that the Chicago Cubs employ for most day games is the ideal time for sports to occur. Eat lunch before heading into the ballpark, watch the game, head out to dinner afterward. Perfect day.

someone should probably let the Iranians know

pokemon go to hell

Trump is going to get our athletes killed. He is so fucking dumb.

LMAO

Thank you to all the Italians, both fake and real, who helped team usa today. "Salute!"

i can't believe nick schmaltz got 8 mill a year until he's 38. what is going on. i mean good for nick, no shade there, but it's almost impossible for me to see how this contract isn't overpaying by more than a little

willing to bet that the dude who hit three homers for the team that makes you drink espresso every time you hit a home run will be very talkative in post game presser.

i am sweating this italy mexico game like i bet on it or something (i don't gamble on sports). i need to chill the fuck out. maybe this is why people take xanax

pretty sure this was a deleted scene from the spy who shagged me where he looked at the camera and said "does this make me fruity, baby?"

Walked my dog in a t-shirt yesterday morning, took marble sized hail last evening, about to drive in the snow. Chicago cannot be beat

same

Walked my dog in a t-shirt yesterday morning, took marble sized hail last evening, about to drive in the snow. Chicago cannot be beat

we are so easy to clown on right now that the chinese version of your local ABC Metal Supply Company is racking up points on us.

this was the precise look on my face watching us lose to italy at baseball

I put together a little wheel of fortune style puzzle that answers that question "what should you do if you meet someone who starts downplaying the importance of prosecuting everyone who associated with Epstein?"

K_ss them ups_de the cran_um w_th an alum_num baseball bat

(Sam Altman voice) Sure, the fall of Rome took centuries, but with the power of open source AI—

if we get bounced and don't make the playoffs because we lost to a bunch of fake italians, the world baseball classic is cancelled permanently.

I need a palate cleanser and this usually does the trick