There should be a switch that makes your car horn sound like the first note of brass monkey

this was a good one to catch

hit the lotto

yeah man. the dumb guy in this interaction sure is advertising it.

dude if in 2025 you're telling me someone within the highest levels of corporate media is getting targeted hate "because they're Jewish" I'm gonna go ahead and write you off as either a moron or a propagandist

there are like 500 people in america who all need to stand real close together for a photograph i want to take

aquawise said all the fish love brawndo

ending a long rambling diatribe with "and that's what's up"

formation penalties used to cost the bears three yard gains. now that it's costing us touchdowns we gotta fix it

it's about the potential for next level police work after eating a shitload of mushrooms

running out of time to say it, so: bring on the robot umps

it's the only good one

I say transportation secretary sean duffy is one of the dumbest guys in a government full of people who grew up around WAAAAAAY too much environmental lead

they're covering up the fact that koko discovered irony. signed "i always hated that cunt" but was seen later quietly sobbing alone

no matter what happens tonight there will be zero completed hail mary passes, i promise you that

andrew feldman you can gargle my beanbag you fuckin robot

also i am like 95.74% sure that this jd vance quote is getting passed around in certain circles in china as the joke of the day

finally a fellow ronantic. if she would have spent more time watching 1998 action masterpiece Ronin instead of doing all of those things, she would know the chariot's luxury

Most writers just need a hug

so unless trump becomes bizarro trump and acts nothing like he ever has before, we are headed for great depression 2. neat. good to know we have like three weeks left lol.

screenshot 3 is incredible

if you make me read more than 2 paragraphs of fluff before you get to the part where you aren't gonna hire me, you should have to include a $5 gift card to like starbucks or mcdonalds

We should be asking this
c o n s t a n t l y.

i am devastated that i live in a place where i came face to face with masked secret police while trying to walk my dog. i cannot stand this shit and refuse to live with anyone who can.

checks out

embarrassed for what it says about my courage. embarrassed for what it says about this world.

I'm embarrassed to say the reason I stopped harboring even light ambition to write as a vocation was watching Kaleb Horton struggle. I read his stuff and was completely blown away; maybe I could top out at a weak facsimile of that. Then I watched him struggle and thought "well, if this guy can't"...

FUCK
THESE
PEOPLE

Karl Barx, brave friend of freedom, resting comfortably after watch

It must be noted that Karl remained both loyal and brave throughout. He rests now.

I live in Bolingbrook Illinois and I just had to run the goddamn gestapo out of the park while walking my dog. Fuck ICE. Fuck you if you voted for this. I will see you all in hell.