Adam 1.0

What's doing?

Kindly drug Lord

2x Australia Days = 2x white people at either end of the political spectrum trying hard to make it all about themselves

Approaching 100% on the Alan Partridge 'Stop talking about American things' scale.

#clive should divert some advertising money to fixing his droopy neck. #adchat

Until the Middle East kicks off again, Tony Jones vs Novak and fans will be the conflict where both sides deserve to lose.

Definitely giving my money to some internet random to find out about this

The big sports accounts aren't coming to Bluesky are they? Lucky you can always get updates from the other place between 80% Sophie Monk scam ads.

Docklands is deader than the proverbial, but this real estate company gave in 8.5yrs ago.

Local graffiti suggests the whitest teenagers in the western world have started a gang. I'm considering quaking in fear.

Is there any response to this other than 'stiff shit'? #newschat

Classic Kelsey's nuts reference in The Eiger Sanction. #mercadomovies

Turps allegedly goes off at Doncaster fire scene #1967chat

I'm a casual cricket viewer but the spite between teams has really elevated this series.

This is very enjoyable. Dual pole demolitions. youtu.be/lLTzlD2qX20?...

I can't accept this one due to an irrational dislike of the taker.

What's the most exciting hat trick ball of all time? Forget catches and LBW, I want stumps exploding as if struck by a guided missile. #cricketchat

How will you live without knowing that Knackers Barnberg of Rockhampton is listening beside the pool?

Judge in rolling pin throwing competition wears one. #1967chat

Handy hints for the cost of living crisis. #1967chat

I think he was reaching for a non-GP related scandal for his t-shirt

Article also features one of the worst jokes ever said out loud.

None of this soft "Kick a Vic" stuff for Tim. #1993chat

Near enough to half the season done, stop now and I'll have second thanks.

And everybody clapped

High school motivation disaster #1993chat

Hard to think they could top the Johns & Waygood Planer

@600vdc.bsky.social Drop in and grab a bargain. #1993chat

Featuring a wanker St. George fan triumphantly waving around a copy of the betting slip that was going to land him a massive payoff shortly before they imploded. Happy memories of him sitting there white faced at full time getting BERATED by a united nations of fans from all clubs.

To complicate things even further I saw the Storm win the 1999 Grand Final against 50% Illawarra, who I'd flirted with following a few years earlier due to a non-sexual Rod Wishart fetish.