it’s important to share the things you do online so people know what sort of things you do

it’s important to maintain an online presence so people can see the things that other people are tagging you in

yes i’m a star

Bobby Newport has never had a real job in his life

did you rsvp to the political insurrection?

listening to the moonstruck soundtrack and romanticizing my little life

what do you do when all your crushes like you back?

i am god (eating a pb&j sandwich by a river)

maybe i do want to be remembered when i die

what i really want out of a job is control over the aux and employer covered health insurance

I’m full of crushes

i’m a slut for laying on the floor and listening to new order

sometimes you hold off on starting the antibiotics because you just wanna have a few beers with the homies

had a dream i had two boyfriends and they were both jealous of each other and it made me sad

i’m the sicko

Sometimes it’s nice believing nothing happens when we die sometimes it feels terrifying

my wisdom is not without hubris

Bullying my friends out of going to postal annex

good grief!

i radiate grief

can i get a dollar for each time a teenager at the shoegaze gig compliments my hair

when the stacks of paper on your passenger seat trigger the belt sensor

not the land acknowledgment after the pledge of allegiance and national anthem

what the fuck is a labubu

having a boyfriend is really cute

Nicholas Cavern

i love being in love but i also love seeing other people so obviously in love

por qué le dicen papa frances si fue argentino

cute in practice

crying on zoom with my coworkers