Mel/Mellow

"Freddy Fasbear stole my yaoi"

Hanging out with my younger sister tonight 😊
I love when we get to hang out.
Reminds me that we do actually have a relationship that isn't essentially just roommates.

Me: Why do I feel bad?
Also me: *has been scrolling all day, hasn't taken a shower, and has only eaten a piece of toast and a bag of cheetos*
Me: ... we'll never know

Suggester?

More like sug-JESTER

It's so messed up that my character is a farmer whose family is dead and another character in the party is a farmer's son whose family is alive.
#ttrpg

It's hard to explain. It's just the, like, different levels of tech?

RIP thermal paste

I find the contrast of my bf putting thermal paste on his laptop and my playing phone games very funny

Time do be moving, and that sucks a lot

They went to lay down in bed,so now I'm all alone :'(((

They are awake now :'(

Everybody sleeping but me. It's so great

Awwww

I'm gonna make the wrong choice in HSR and I'm gonna regret it.

I'm gonna spend so much time tomorrow playing Honkai Star Rail

getting a rib removed so i can suck my own dick and then getting confused when i get home and they haven't installed the dick

everythings transgender game if u game and u trangender

One on left is a black dog and above it the words “Reality”. Below it is “I chased a squirrel” One the right is a black dog and above it says “LinkedIn”. Below it says, Proud to announce that I effectively executed a rapid-response squirrel displacement strategy to mitigate potential yard intrusions. Humbled by the unwavering support of my family and local stakeholders. This experience reinforced the importance of vigilance, ownership, and continuous improvement. Looking forward to scaling this impact in future engagements.

😂

Philips CRT next to Sega Mega Drive with blue power LED and Ecco the Dolphin on screen.

When I close my eyes, I still hear that sound.

I want only fast food and not anything in my house.
But I had fast food yesterday.
This is ridiculous.

It is incredibly funny to me that Victoria Housekeeping (or at least Lycaon) says "Seasons greetings" instead of "Happy Gilded Carrot Day"

#zzz #zenlesszonezero

Aurora Borealis the film poster

At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

That's so ominous

She was revived. A sacrifice was made, but she was revived

Another goddamn nat 20

instead of defending discord why don't you just send me the $10 for your nitro instead so i can buy a juicy burger

A member of our party died 😭
RIP Reina

And ANOTHER one
Jesus

Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".

Yeaaaaah, unfortunately. There are people stupider than me in all the ways one can be smart, ngl.

the concept of sora being the middle child of 7 siblings