Kal

I look upon a digital ad for Grand Chancellor Trump as I leave, and a single tear falls down my cheek. A final ding on my phone; I am flagged for being on the rainbow spectrum.

I hear another ding on my phone as I am charged a $50 janitorial fee. I don't wash my hands when I leave; one of the few acts of anarchy still unenforced.

I hear a ding on my phone after downloading the toilet app on my phone (first thirty seconds is free with the app). It seems my social credit has taken a hit, and my rent is thus increased by $200. I swear as the toilet lid snaps shut, and I make a mess everywhere.

The year is 2032, after finishing my five-dollar footlong (only $22 with a coupon) I head to the mall washroom. I refuse to show my genitals to the peen-scanner, hoping I won't be flagged for possibly being a trans using the wrong bathroom.

No context

A day late but still relevant
#woke #punchnotsees

Kittehs

LOOK AT MY GREMLINS

Our new kitty Ekko getting along with Apollo on their first day together

YouTube video by No0b3 Once Upon A Toxic Lara Croft

BABE, WAKE UP! #NOOB3 JUST DROPPED A NEW VIDEO
#dbd #deadbydaylight

Going for a ride #cattraining #kitty #irl #meow #outside #hunting #cheetor

Forever Knight was a show about a Vampire Cop, and it was surprisingly good

When I was a young child I would quickly flush the toilet and run away because it sounded like a velociraptor

Look at these people at #DorkTales!

Check out Episode 1 of Phandelver and Below!
youtu.be/GPgibbZjls4?...

Teenagers are the middle evolution stage of most Pokémon, so cut them some slack, and don't force them to evolve.

Loved filming Star Trek Adventures with the gang! Patreon content with @dorktales.bsky.social !

A lot of people's first isekai was Digimon but mine was Monster Rancher