Anne Ishii

Wanna go back to Tromso

The small let down of seeing your kid drink water from your glass with his mouth still full of whatever snack he’s eating, so you have to make yourself another glass of water.

Holy cow why do I smell so bad is this another symptom of pmpause?

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My awesome speakers are broken, and it’s honestly making me dread desk work tomorrow.

💀😂

Friend had a bday party on Taco Tuesday so he could order one hundred tacos at a buck a piece.
The tacos came at a buck a piece but 3 in an order so we had…
Three Hundred Tacos.
lmao

I’m gonna start a Japanese pickle company and call it:

Daikonoclasm

I used to have waking terrors of calling a person, organization or brand the wrong name, and when it happened I would be apoplectic.
I don’t know why but I don’t care anymore when I make those mistakes. Today I said Jacob’s Ladder when I meant Jacob’s Pillow and just shrugged.

I keep making the mistake of going to my “favorite bakery” and then waiting 20 minutes for my sandwich order

Concept name for a really specific cover band:
Lamb of God Over Rice

A 5 yo kid just stopped me on the street and asked:

hombre o niña?

I said “niña?” and kept walking. Did i do that right? lol

What were people expecting from a brand called American Eagle…

The fact that so much of our well being has been put in jeopardy because civil servants put in charge of the health of our society have quit their jobs due to *WORKPLACE CONDITIONS BECOMING UNTENABLE UNDER A GREEDY DICTATOR * (panting) tell us something about the value of labor v the free market.

*screams forever*

Day literally ruined by trying on clothes that do not fit.

Is there a name more appropriately designated to its signified than Uni (sea urchin)? I don’t think so.

Don, JD, Beebi, Steve, Steve, Pam, Mike, Marj, Clarence, Kristen…
*closes black notebook*

Filled with glee over something petty… is what it is now.

Improbable to the too online, there is actually a family of non-white tourists in front of me, looking a little lost in midtown getting their bearings, laughing and dancing every time a pedicab rolls by blaring music, and they appear so happy to be here and it is lighting me up.

I’m eating alone in nyc so I of course have to order a full portion of kaejjyang and figure out what to do with the 2/3 of it I take away

Global warming, Perimenopause, or Panic Attack.

GO

In a care package from mom
(a potato and bubbles)

Corn, chips and salsa, hot dogs, cake, hiyashi chuuka, samgyepsal, jjap chae, toum with fresh pita and taboule. A perfect bowl of japanese rice.

I am not eating for the next 44 hours. I pray for anyone who encounters me in this time.

Man, Philly, never change

What if we all decided together not to charge for anything or pay for anything. We just share everything. Just spitballing here.

It’s just occurred to me that the hospital always sends surveys on user experience that I ignore because who wants to add 5 more minutes of work here but this is a great time for me to tell you about how begrudgingly I partake in your services.

My yelp review of penn medicine:
F Minus

I know there are a million things wrong with our healthcare system but on god if these doctors offices would just meet their appointments within a 5 minute radius i would be a lot more sympathetic. As I wait an average of 30-45 minutes every fucking time, I lose all of my patience. Burn it down.