mark

mark

@markthompson.bsky.social

scrolling towards bethlehem • tv guy • he/him

54 Followers 115 Following 45 Posts Joined Jul 2023
10 hours ago

republicans didn’t hate hillary because she did benghazi. they hated her because she didn’t do a benghazi every week. thankfully mr. trump is fixing this.

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1 week ago

Fundamentally just a very degrading line of work to get on the horn with Donald Trump while he's at one of his little clubs, some shithead chiropractor's second wedding going on 50 feet away, and ask "so what did you have in mind there?" where the question concerns bombing a bunch of foreign kids.

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1 week ago

“Local Mom Stupid”

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1 week ago

what blackmail could israel possibly have on fetterman that is more embarrassing than watching him try to speak. some people just think being evil is awesome!!

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1 week ago

people have GOT to stop saying the U.S. blew up the Supreme Leader and a bunch of kids because of magic jewish blackmail. american politicians just WANT this. you’d need to blackmail them to STOP killing iranians.

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1 week ago

“nat sec hobbyist”

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1 week ago

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

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2 weeks ago
Closeup from “Strip Law” (now on Netflix watch it ya bozo) on a blimp called Blimpo’s Restaurant with the word “BLIMP” on one of those scrolling light screens

“Strip Law” clearly has the goods from the very first shot

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2 weeks ago
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i have one more (long) clip that i wanted to wait until after the show dropped to share

i cannot fuckin believe they let us do this.

#GodDoesReal

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2 weeks ago

man what the fuck. for real. how did they let you do this????

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1 month ago

i hope a bunch of old crackers are taking their last breaths to this halftime show

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1 month ago
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jesus fucking christ lmao

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1 month ago

Non-protesting dad just trying to hustle his kids, as young as 6mo, out of the neighborhood. ICE threw a flash-bang INTO HIS car, all 6 kids in the hospital now.

If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.

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1 month ago

they don’t want to do anything! this has been happening for literally my entire life.

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1 month ago

this requires one to believe any democratic candidate for president would ever want to “wipe the whole thing out”

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1 month ago
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I have to work at the New York Times. It's where I work.

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1 month ago

the moderate position is to liquidate and prosecute ICE. the radical one would be to do the same to CBP.

Dems can point to the Immigrant Gestapo while they destroy the redundant Stupider Immigrant Gestapo.

anything less is NOTHING.

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2 months ago
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Staring at my flag and tearing up a little bit because, sure, everything costs triple what it was but we kidnapped a guy I just learned about a week ago

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2 months ago

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

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2 months ago

GREAT SATAN GREAT SATAN GREAT SATAN GREAT SATAN

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2 months ago

The funniest part is that the whole point of funding the crusades was to send your potential sources of domestic political instability (loud, violent lunatics) off on a mission where, worst case scenario, they were out of your hair for several years or, best case scenario, they died.

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2 months ago
edited page from the graphic novel "watchmen"

panel 1 (dr. manhattan on mars): i am two hundred and twenty-seven million kilometers from the sun. people on earth are posting about will stancil. their posts will reach me in ten minutes.

panel 2 (dr. manhattan dropping a photograph): two hours into my future i will continue to read posts about will stancil. they will not stop. twelve seconds ago i open my phone and read a post about will stancil.

panel 3 (dr. manhattan on mars): i am watching the stars. halley's comet tumbles through the solar system on its great seventy-six-year ellipse. when it returns people are still posting about will stancil.

panel 4 (watchmaker with his tools): it is 2024. there is a democratic primary in the minnesota house of representatives. people post about will stancil.

panel 5 (dr. manhattan on mars): it is 2025. i am on mars. people post about will stancil.

panel 6 (dr. manhattan looking at photograph): the posts reach my phone. i cannot stop reading them. i am reading posts about will stancil. the people continue to post about will stancil.

panel 7 (wide shot of dr. manattan on mars): there is only one name to the force that set these posts in motion.

(in the watchmen title font) WILLSTANCIL
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2 months ago

I didn’t realize Zohran had the power to do this

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3 months ago

stephen miller gripping his antique nazi stein so hard it explodes

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3 months ago

man what the fuck

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3 months ago
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/

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3 months ago

jd vance post: erm mom can you pick me up? liberals are trusting the word of *checks notes* jeffrey epstein??

trump post: "THE CORRECT TERM FOR THE PRESIDENT IS EPHEBOPHILE NOT PEDOPHILE" - THE GREAT MARK LEVIN ON FOX NEWS

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4 months ago

Debra Messing has joined the Proud Boys.

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4 months ago

it is now legal in virginia to hunt republicans for sport

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