Validate your parking Nige?
04.02.2025 21:59 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1@jonathanmayor.bsky.social
Comedian, fool. Pronouns are he/him/Royal Plural
Validate your parking Nige?
04.02.2025 21:59 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1Having dropped the Twitter habit, I must try harder here.
07.12.2024 17:33 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Justin Welby is an argument for capitol punishment (which I donβt believe in β¦exceptβ¦) not retirement.
07.12.2024 17:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nice to hear Justin Welby boasting about how he gives the rolliest head. #bbcpm
05.12.2024 17:26 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Last chance to see this comedy Goddessβs show. Go Guildford, go!
05.12.2024 20:04 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Breaking: Chelsea Manning is leading a bathroom sit in protest at the Capitol.
Courtesy of Pablo Manriquez.
One of the best and funniest comedians I know. If youβve not bought tickets yet, what are you waiting for?
06.12.2024 09:14 β π 13 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0Sienna Lavine (U13) in the back about to take over a bunch of boys 2yrs older than her (U15s)!
Sexist comment - "At that age who evers organiser this has physiologically shot those handful of 15 yr old boys. Put girl in u17s women older age group." Reply 1 - "firstly, I think youβll find that Sienna is in U13, not U15 (at the time this was run, at least). Secondly, why should she go to an older age group, more specifically, why should she move up to U17 (as you suggested), to compete against girls 4 years older than her?" Reply 2 - "move the talented girl so she doesnβt bruise the boys egos? "
This is an U13 girl destroying the U15 boys in a running competition. Just look at the first comment, this is why women were segregated to start with. Why the anti-trans lot want to paint women and girls as completely incapable compared to men and boys!
06.12.2024 11:47 β π 294 π 94 π¬ 7 π 1Oh man, I've been alive for almost 40 years, I've partaken in our nation's health service a bunch of times and never once have I had a claim denied. Or made a claim. WE DON'T MAKE CLAIMS.
06.12.2024 20:02 β π 691 π 70 π¬ 22 π 2Alas the tour of βVarnishβ now over. Really hoping to bring it North next year - or the year after. May have learn to drive! Harrumph.
24.11.2024 13:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It was such a pleasure to eventually spot you! Darling, despite our balding, fattening selves, weβre still fabulous.
24.11.2024 13:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And so to Shoreham last night to see my old school friend @jonathanmayor.bsky.social in his show Varnish. A delight - which had me laughing and in tears in almost equal measure. And a joy to catch up for the first time in about 13 years...
21.11.2024 08:26 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Happy #Whoday 61 years
23.11.2024 19:12 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0A remote control K9 from Doctor Who sat next to a living breathing fur bag of a dog on a blanket clad couch
Happy Doctor Who Day from K9 and K10
23.11.2024 20:48 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0βStanceβ? Should one take a stance? Either you are or not or some blendβ¦ other than the person concerned, is it anyoneβs business?
24.11.2024 13:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βFlowersβ
24.11.2024 13:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I keep seeing beautiful photographs of flowers in my timeline. This Robert Mapplethorpe one is one of my all time favourites.
24.11.2024 11:25 β π 24 π 9 π¬ 1 π 0And hereβs one I took myself in Goa, India in 2017.
24.11.2024 11:28 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0As Nadine Dorries is constantly booked on TV to flog her pile of shite book, may I offer an alternative.
All profits go to @macmillancancer and you donβt support Nadine Dorries, because if encouraged she may write again. π±
Fixed it!
16.11.2024 16:08 β π 53468 π 4587 π¬ 732 π 132Picture
17.11.2024 18:39 β π 38212 π 4989 π¬ 710 π 257It was never about βfree speechβ over in the bad place.
17.11.2024 19:01 β π 52397 π 6400 π¬ 1804 π 329I suppose this is the test. I was dxed with breastcancer 26 yr ago. I am a Flat Closure advocate. Iβve posted for abt 5 yrs on on other apps. Will BlueSky support the breast cancer community when we work on normalizing all post mastectomy bodies?
17.11.2024 03:45 β π 28391 π 880 π¬ 945 π 59Me on Bluesky
17.11.2024 07:14 β π 20637 π 1058 π¬ 123 π 42Do not wish that all things will go well with you, but that you will go well with all things.
daily dose of stoicism
16.11.2024 14:10 β π 4545 π 335 π¬ 52 π 12This new thing is going to all about cats and soup and loveliness and beating up
Fascists.
The Fall Of Pax Americana
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