Gregory M. Guity

Oh hey I just wanna make sure everyone is aware that the Krakoan Era only came about due to timeline manipulation and the X-Men's true history, the 60some years of stories you read all comes back if Moira is prevented from opening her mind to Professor X.

Ok - as you were!

Thank you for that! 🤟🏾 I've got others, too: linktr.ee/callmegreggie

*Turns on Mental Tape Recorder*

"Trauma Bondin' Buddies": workplace sitcom, adult cartoon or ironic toy line? Can't decide.

*Turns off Mental Tape Recorder*

I make original designs for wearables, mugs and stickers...and I have one you'd love:
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Another copy of Alleycat 2.0 ordered! Who else wants one? Available digitally or print!

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I got a perfect shirt for staff meetings. Also available as a mug!
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😐😑😐...and how was that comment received?

"All gave some. Some gave all."
- #WWE employees, and how much of their souls they sold to the Fed.

Heard about those closing moments. Guess that's why WWE aren't doing pressers anymore...but if past is prologue, did they really have anything to worry about? #WWESummerSlam

Superheroes are living symbols of our civic duty to each other. That's why the most enduring ones have one specific power: the ability to know WHEN to act, not just the power TO act.

Whosoever needs this message, heed it well:

There doesn't exist a reboot or remake that can reach into your brain and erase your memories and feelings for the original...or your preferred version.

I get that complaining is cathartic but you can just...IGNORE some shit.

Alleycat 2.0 #1 - IndyPlanet Gregory M. Guity, Kent Clark Standard Comic Black & White Page Count: 28 Under the tutelage of the original, Felix Thomas is the second to become the legendary Alleycat of Nebelung Bay City. But, is...

They're calling it the TMNT No. 1 of its generation!

They're calling it the next DreamWorks animated feature!

...alright FINE, it's me. I'm "they".

But I'm not wrong, either!

ALLEYCAT 2.0! Get your copy NOW:
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😒 "I bet he's thinking about other women...'
🤔 "What if Chip and Dale were trained in the art of rescuing by Bernard and Miss Bianca themselves?"

Alleycat 2.0 #1 - IndyPlanet Gregory M. Guity, Kent Clark Standard Comic Black & White Page Count: 28 Under the tutelage of the original, Felix Thomas is the second to become the legendary Alleycat of Nebelung Bay City. But, is...

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Pedro Pascal plays Reed Richards like he goes to bed terrified that Sue, Ben and Johnny will tell him they hate him...and wakes up relieved every day when they don't. #FantasticFour

Welp...at least this time it was an old, bigoted, shit-brained inveterate liar. AND he was orange.

Getting warmer... #HulkHogan

I feel like AI speaks to people's laziness and greed.

Too many people don't wanna think and too many people don't wanna spend money.

I read spoilers. I do so because stories can hit hard, and I like to be able to prepare myself.

There was one thing I wanted to know before I sought out a ticket for "The Fantastic Four: First Steps". I know it and now I can go see it.

Opinions are more like assholes than people realize:

Not only does everybody have one, but if you want anybody to care about yours, being smart, good-looking and/or funny helps. #Jokesmith

Word up.

People don't really see what I say on social media. I suppose on the one hand I can say whatever. But on the other...I make dope shit that you'd be hyped to have, but you don't know about it.

It's...confounding.

I was watching Don Callis just now and had a Simon Phoenix moment:

"THAT'S who you remind me of...an evil David Letterman."

Alleycat 2.0 #1 - IndyPlanet Gregory M. Guity, Kent Clark Standard Comic Black & White Page Count: 28 Under the tutelage of the original, Felix Thomas is the second to become the legendary Alleycat of Nebelung Bay City. But, is...

Designed like a comic randomly plucked from the shelves, Alleycat 2.0: PILOT is the climactic confrontation between the Alleycat and the crimelord CERBERUS. All-ages anthro adventure & intrigue, available at indyplanet.com/alleycat-20-1 for only $5! #indiecomics

Three copies of my comic have been ordered today! Whoever that was, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

If you weren't one of them, link in comments baby! Batman meets Blacksad! The TMNT #1 of its generation! A @dreamworks.com animated feature waiting to happen!

You're bent over moaning and groaning, I'm saying "Yeeeeeah, take ALLadat" but it's me having just told you possibly THE worst dad joke you've ever heard.

Alleycat 2.0 #1 - IndyPlanet Gregory M. Guity, Kent Clark Standard Comic Black & White Page Count: 28 Under the tutelage of the original, Felix Thomas is the second to become the legendary Alleycat of Nebelung Bay City. But, is...

You wanna know the biggest reason to get you a copy of Alleycat 2.0?

Cuz when it becomes a DreamWorks animated feature, you'll be able to say you knew before anybody else.

And it might not be $5 anymore, then...🥴

Link: indyplanet.com/alleycat-20-1

She Deserved Better: Kamala Harris, the Fall Guy for Everyone Else’s Cowardice In a nation eager to scapegoat and slow to support, Kamala Harris did what she always does—show up, rise up, and take the fall for everyone else’s fear.

Excellent read! All of it.
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CONSERVATIVE ASSHOLES: BOOOO, #Superman has gone woke! 🤬

ME: Well, if it makes you feel any better Dean Cain's MAGA...🤪

CAs: Meh...he's not white enough. 😒

ME: ...Y'know that's what I couldn't help but think when I was WATCHING Lois & Clark? 🤔

There's no danger of that.