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It works for all ages!

My Dad looked at me today and very clearly said “When did you last have a glass of water and a nap? You need both.” Apparently his Caregiver says that to him every day 😂

Yet women wouldn’t need abortions if men took responsibility for controlling their sperm. All punishment and no responsibility.

I think you just described the current state of Federal politics.

Truth. They should just call this a bath house encounter. Jocularity!

I’m just going to stop right there with the grammar of it all. Nothing’s shadier than adverbing an adjective and pretending it’s real. Nope.

And all of this is to turn those choice lanes over to a private entity for profit. He’s gonna school voucher our public roads.

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I am torn between a Mariah level “I don’t know them” and “Ew”.

Ah the Fox-Lite propaganda wannabes! Bless their hearts.

Tourist bars selling an image that no locals go to unless they work there? 🥸

Every time I hear Tee Pee or read it, my mind interprets it as Toilet Paper. I’m not sure what it even really stands for And I’m ok with that too.

I don’t even have a clue how to watch this TP USA thing today. Is it an event, a channel, a stream or what? I haven’t seen much about it outside of old media pushing it and I have zero interest in it. What a weird little bubble they are. Creepy Trash.

Early spring or more winter? Georgia’s General Beauregard Lee gives Groundhog Day prediction According to legend, winter will continue for six more weeks if the groundhog sees its shadow.

Y’all Yankees can keep Phil, down here Beauregard is more accurate, but now he’s let us down too. Sigh.

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Bless your heart and your PTSD from all this ❤️💔

Congratulations Nashville Electric Service on becoming a PR class worst case study! The continuing escalation in how to fuck up basic communication and messaging will make someone a great thesis! Have you even apologized yet?

Belle Meade is apparently still mostly without power and with blocked streets. It’s apparently just a clusterfuck everywhere. Nashville’s infrastructure services are woefully behind on being able to handle citywide events and now it shows!

I heard the Mayor of Oak Hill on the radio yesterday talking about the fact that no one has returned his calls for assistance and it’s a serious issue. At least someone’s trying for y’all.

Have you seen the photos of Minaj and Trump holding hands!? So ick.

The Fall Baby and Divorce boom is going to be epic. Get ready now y’all. The gossip will be ready by May. 🙈🙊🙉

@lesleyest I called and asked if they could work on your street. It probably won’t help, but I asked.

Y’all my little rural electric cooperative only has 20 linemen total and they’re sending 15 to Nashville today to help. I don’t know about any others or rumors, but they kept our power on with no interruptions. Help’s coming.

It’s an interesting wave of IVF going on in DC for sure.

I’m going to need you to enjoy it a little extra for the rest of us though!

Enjoy your time in the sun Ted Cruz! Did that help?

Nashville, I’m sorry for the state y’all are in, but on the other side, it’s rained 3+inches since the transition from ice overnight and it’s starting to flood a bit here before freezing again tonight. 🥶

Go ahead and Kentucky up your coffee this morning. You aren’t driving anywhere today. ☕️

Plan ahead y’all and make your liquor store run tomorrow! The grocery store can wait until Thursday. #chocolatecakeandbourbon

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If you memorize the ratio the rest is tweakable.

This morning’s cup brought to you by the Lindt Easter bunny I found at the back of my cabinet and a sprinkle of salt. 2oz+8oz.