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@cptyakitori.bsky.social

Made of 100% wholegrain dadjokes Build in 1987 NSFW artist(in training) Minors DNI https://yakitori.carrd.co/# All characters are 18+ (INFJ) (ADD) taken, by a Witch <3

29 Followers  |  134 Following  |  34 Posts  |  Joined: 27.10.2023  |  2.0651

Latest posts by cptyakitori.bsky.social on Bluesky

It's never been about the kids, it's about control. If it was about the kids, we should be educating parents and giving -them- the tools to protect, not the platforms.

27.07.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahahah. Yeah nah, we should’ve never privatised our public transport system.

24.07.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Here's a list of Mastercard's phone numbers btw, useful for those in the EU or who can't connect with their international number πŸ‘‰β˜ŽοΈ

www.mastercard.com/content/dam/...

24.07.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats on your rebrand, Mirage!

05.07.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Zohran is my current favourite politician who is a good swimmer, in good health, whose car breaks have recently been checked and not suicidal.

30.06.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Y’know what? I’ve been saying the same thing! I -just- started β€œGideon the Ninth”. It’s a birthday present from a friend of mine and he promises necromancy and gay stuff so I’m looking forward to a wild ride! <3

09.06.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you ever tried foods from our β€œSnackbars”? Like Frikandel and Berenhap Pinda?

30.05.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I shouldn't be this aroused. It's forbidden for Betas to feel such desire, but I can't help myself around you.

21.04.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

your skill of slapping a couple of lines on a canvas and making it so expressive is *chef's kiss*, a delight <3

21.04.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Muscle!

20.04.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what made you decide to stream on Piczel? How does it compare to Picarto?

20.04.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Can I Getcha Anything, Sugar? | Rosemont Records | F4A ASMR Roleplay
YouTube video by GingerWitch Can I Getcha Anything, Sugar? | Rosemont Records | F4A ASMR Roleplay

✨ Can I getcha anything, sugar? ✨

Script & Editing by @cptyakitori.bsky.social | Thumbnail art by me

www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8Xl...

12.04.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Starting 15th of April β€˜25 I’ll be asking a small donation of €5,- per existing script of mine on Scriptbin. I will still have free samples to showcase my writing style. I thank you for your honesty in advance <3.

10.04.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
woman pegging a femboy in stockings and heels from behind, holding his neck with a hand that has a ring which is chained to his nipple piercings.

woman pegging a femboy in stockings and heels from behind, holding his neck with a hand that has a ring which is chained to his nipple piercings.

I need to practice backgrounds more.

29.11.2023 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
My Embarrassment Feeds You!? | Shy Girl x Demon Listener | F4M ASMR Roleplay
YouTube video by GingerWitch My Embarrassment Feeds You!? | Shy Girl x Demon Listener | F4M ASMR Roleplay

Can I offer you some intimacy in these trying times?

Girl Failure Summons an Incubus (Shy Girl x Demon Listener)
F4M ASMR Roleplay
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr6X...

29.03.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oga from Plus Sized Elf :3

26.03.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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trying to daily draw something~

25.03.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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drew some lads.

25.03.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Must feel refreshing! I couldn’t, I like my long dreads too much. But when it’s hot weather I’m this close to cut it all short.

16.03.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed! Honestly, I fight hard with hands too, but I don't want to avoid them. If I make a habit of avoiding hands, I'll never learn to draw them correctly. So if I think my drawing would look better with hands in them, in they shall go.

12.03.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a mini-woman inside a condom being worn by a dick and covered in cum.

a mini-woman inside a condom being worn by a dick and covered in cum.

04.03.2025 09:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Currently learning foreshortening for two reason: 1. To be able to draw action comics
2. To draw giantess/shrunk content.

For now it’s just boxes and cylinders, though. I think I might eventually lean to a more gritty mechanical art style. I lean more to sci-fi than fantasy in my tastes.

28.02.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My wife lost it over β€œNeushoorn” and how β€œMeerkat” came to be. We’re so creative with our names <3. Just think of how Yoda would pronounce things and you’ll master our language in no time.

25.02.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My country mentioned! Look, back in the day it were scooters and β€œbrommers” (not sure what the English equivalent is). Today it’s fat bikes. Tomorrow hover bikes?

25.02.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah, Kelli! I’m happy for you :D. Hope the feeling lasts!

22.02.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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KelliSiren - Twitch Very good news! Relaxing on the farm β™₯ !merch

ooooh on my good news day we got a RARE Golden Kappa Train so get in HERE NOW! www.twitch.tv/kellisiren

07.02.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I still want to write a choose your own adventure ASMR script. Choose your own adventure novels is such a cool concept, it blew my mind when I read my first one in the 90's.

30.11.2024 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy International Men’s day! Slap your ass for goodluck, you handsome king! Keep talking to your brethren, keep fighting your demons, keep striving to resolve your past and keep away from false idols that feel the need to tear other genders down to make us seem better. They do not speak for us!

19.11.2024 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWhere’s the left over fries… Kelli…”

03.11.2024 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sexual liberation. I have seen what repression does and I think art can set one free, safely, without harming people directly.

28.10.2024 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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