I’m workin on it 😭
06.03.2026 01:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m workin on it 😭
06.03.2026 01:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
our gardening company is hiring for the season so if there's anyone in the twin cities looking for a job who'd like to dig in dirt and touch plants for 10 hours a day, hit me up
decent pay. good enthusiastic people. i'm not the only trans person. this is the only kind of bathroom we have
Honestly extremely fun game. Scratches that telltale itch.
05.03.2026 03:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
LMAOOOOOOOOO
05.03.2026 03:06 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0very briefly at 2 AM but otherwise I passed tf out. good job me.
04.03.2026 13:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
taking bets on what time in the middle of the night I’ll suddenly find myself awake
I’m putting money on 2:30
garfield crossing 🏠
03.03.2026 23:04 — 👍 407 🔁 122 💬 2 📌 1
timeline cleanse
03.03.2026 02:01 — 👍 3266 🔁 1313 💬 14 📌 22
anyway here's my first first contribution to the #metaphor tag
26.01.2025 18:56 — 👍 113 🔁 56 💬 3 📌 0
dammit I think I slept too long after last night’s shift rip
My least favorite game of chicken
Larry and Browt 🍃
02.03.2026 23:51 — 👍 986 🔁 355 💬 4 📌 2toasted rav…
03.03.2026 06:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh I’M fine, can’t say as much for my patient
02.03.2026 19:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Having a normal one here in the ICU
02.03.2026 09:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Oh I can believe it. Did they use the battle/fight metaphor too
(If it’s a helpful one for you I totally respect that- but it’s such a double edged sword for me)
UGH
01.03.2026 21:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0These were uhhh jazz apples I think. Could’ve used a bit more lemon juice (another lemon’s worth) and some fresh ginger, I think
28.02.2026 21:01 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just your regularly scheduled share of this masterpiece by @tomgauld.bsky.social
28.02.2026 15:55 — 👍 10732 🔁 2948 💬 111 📌 92
Some mundane happy news to counteract [waves hand] - I made applesauce in my instant pot and it only took like half an hour total
28.02.2026 20:55 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
full fit! I had to cobble smth together bc it’s been a Minute since I went out dancing…but gosh it was fun
28.02.2026 06:16 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Requisite club bathroom selfie + the kind of graffiti that makes me sure this is my kind of place lmao
28.02.2026 03:34 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0💖💖💖
28.02.2026 01:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Go go gadget social anxiety
28.02.2026 00:58 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0In retrospect I am probably too old to go to a dance party but OH WELL TOO LATE NOW
28.02.2026 00:57 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather
27.02.2026 08:29 — 👍 3332 🔁 1003 💬 41 📌 49
The amount of people that are about to name this little guy Missile
27.02.2026 14:29 — 👍 2191 🔁 862 💬 37 📌 34Nothing says “we appreciate you” like dropping the annual food delivery gift card for “thank a resident/fellow day” from $25 to a whopping $15
27.02.2026 14:32 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0throwing more money to trans orgs in the face of mounting despair at what our admin is trying to do
27.02.2026 14:23 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
NieR Replicant - Kainé
09.02.2026 14:27 — 👍 1529 🔁 479 💬 9 📌 0