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Ivan the K ™☑️

@ivanthek.bsky.social

I ask a lot of questions. Lead Independent Director of Finance Bluesky. Portfolio Mangler. Take each post with a grain of sea salt. Not opinions of Bridgewater LLC.

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It’s hard to keep your story straight when you’re making it up as you go along.

02.03.2026 01:20 — 👍 53    🔁 9    💬 2    📌 0

Alito, Thomas and Kavanaugh?

01.03.2026 23:29 — 👍 56    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

What are you basing that on?

01.03.2026 23:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

$1.99 a gallon gasoline, we hardly knew ya.

(In fact, we haven't seen you in years.)

01.03.2026 23:16 — 👍 50    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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I think he's making this up.

01.03.2026 22:58 — 👍 55    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 1

US FUTURES MARKETS OPEN AT THE TOP OF THE HOUR.

01.03.2026 22:46 — 👍 28    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

@velshi.com That was an excellent interview with Esameil Baghaei. Glad the producers let you extend the time.

01.03.2026 15:48 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

Bone spurs are nothing to joke about.

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A future MVP for another team.

01.03.2026 13:45 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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It makes coding more fun.

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Fixed it.

01.03.2026 11:25 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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A third-grade intellect is in charge of our armed forces.

01.03.2026 11:10 — 👍 67    🔁 7    💬 5    📌 0
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Coincidence?

01.03.2026 02:44 — 👍 64    🔁 14    💬 1    📌 1

Lol. I do not. That's Claude, using a requested sarcastic voice. Surprising that Claude couldn't figure that out.

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Is Rachel Analysis a chatbot?

01.03.2026 01:48 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Congratulations to the new
Supreme Leader of Iran

28.02.2026 21:01 — 👍 327    🔁 42    💬 6    📌 5

What do you mean?

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🚨

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Iran Supreme Leader is dead.
—CNN, sourcing Israeli sources claiming they have photographic evidence.

28.02.2026 20:10 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 2

Are all the wars Trump has ended accounted for on a gross or net basis?

28.02.2026 18:00 — 👍 30    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Fun fact: I'm in that audience.

28.02.2026 17:26 — 👍 82    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

MAGA antiwar zealots only have themselves to blame.

28.02.2026 16:32 — 👍 30    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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Not quite a year ago:

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This seems hasty.

www.marketwatch.com/story/any-ch...

28.02.2026 14:31 — 👍 24    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1

Have you changed your probability assessment for Trump ordering the use of a nuclear weapon in the future?

28.02.2026 14:26 — 👍 41    🔁 11    💬 8    📌 0
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NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN TODAY.

28.02.2026 13:57 — 👍 100    🔁 25    💬 3    📌 2

#ETTD

28.02.2026 12:27 — 👍 30    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0