Jarrett

They're losing recipes, smh

We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”

I workshopped this post with my friends for zero likes, rock bottom.

This is reminiscent of the Brad Lidge collapse; CJ Stroud may have a future as a starter but I doubt it'll be here. shame

The Steelers offense trying to move the ball is like watching a 9 year old play Elden Ring on lethal difficulty and the Texans offense is CJ Stroud punching himself in the nuts

Talked to the barista for like 10 minutes waiting for them to give me my drink. They had apparently handed it to me 10 minutes ago. 🤦🏿‍♂️

Just changed out an outlet in my home for the first time and I was either successful or the afterlife has social media too.

Yeah, I have them. It'll be interesting to see how it works out long term

May be an image of magazine and text that says 'JarrettJohnson Johnson PRO Raising RaisingArizona Arizona 1987 RIGINA Any film where Holly Hunter sobs is getting no fewer than 4 stars from me.'

RE: https://www.threads.com/@bornjett/post/DSMJpn5kZBb

Uh oh, I'm about to watch every Holly Hunter film.

I don't want to see the Texans defense in the playoffs if I am an AFC team.

Watching the Texans defense and thinking….how can you not be romantic about football 😍

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"let's introduce the houston texans defense"

a man in a blue jacket is looking at another man in a blue shirt ALT: a man in a blue jacket is looking at another man in a blue shirt

DUKE WINS

No way Bama deserves a playoff spot over Texas.

Houston traffic after a long day will really test your resolve.

This Jack in the Box opened brand new today and they're ALREADY asking to pull around to the other side and wait for my order. How can you already be behind; it's been less than 12 hours of operating time?

That second and third loop around the airport when you figure out all the lanes and terminal signs feel like Mario Kart.

the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok

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It's come to my attention that wistful does not mean what I thought it meant.

Falling asleep on the couch: wistful, care free, kooky

Waking up on the couch at 4:30: back pain, regret, embarrassment

If Rachel isn't on the show what's the point?
#BB27

Middle-class life is mentally convincing yourself canned chilli doesn't smell exactly like wet dog food.

Can someone in Arizona Title 36, "5150" that Kendra Hilty lady?

Every folk band becomes a rock band over time, if given enough time, and it's a beautiful journey ever time.

Lame take from Morey. Everyone was going for the same championship under the same conditions that year. If any other team had won it, people would not treat it like they do now.

How do people find time to consume and create media? Seems impossible.

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