Mrs. Lia

employer: hello. there are many jobs
applicant: may i have one
employer: no one can have one. especially you

obvious maybe but still worth noting that the western news media treats someone shouting "death to america" or "death to the idf" much, much more seriously than the actual deaths being caused by america and the idf

bad news for Mamdani: i just imagined him shooting at my feet with two revolvers while shouting "dance! dance, ya varmint, dance!!" and then cackling so maniacally that his cowboy hat falls off. When will he go on TV to apologize for doing this

im such a simp

im really clingy sometimes oop

You may be thinking "How can an entire political party be organized around the policy of taking from everyone and giving to the rich? No one would vote for them." Well that's where Lying comes in

going back home, you know what that means... feeling sad bcs of my partners feels like shit xd

bohuzel se z toho stava tradice 💀

We must acknowledge that the accusations I've made about my opponent are no less troubling merely because I made them up

I only said the car would be "self driving." You assumed that means it doesn't hit people. That's on you

more people should be like this bird

long distance is so fucking difficult sometimes

Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him AUSTIN, TX—Stressing that the billionaire’s completely erratic behavior had strained the already fraught relationships, sources confirmed Thursday that a rift was widening between Elon Musk and anyone...

Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him

More bad news for tech wunderkind Elon Musk - a photograph has recently surfaced that appears to show Elon associating with Epstein Files alumnus Donald J Trump

Furthermore, I know for a fact that my opponent was a willing participant in the Masked Feast of Blood, and that he himself consumed more virgin flesh than any other at the Black Table. And how do I know this? Ah. Well, you see, ah,

zpozdeni na trati Praha - Ostrava je tradice 💀

idk how sober people do it xd

woooo

got my insides rearrenged by both of them 😵‍💫 oop

love sucking my gfs gocks 😌

thank you :3
ja tam moc casto nejsem, ale nekdy maybe 😌

5 hrs left for me 😭

im excited bcs im gonna see my polycule :3

poly lidi muzou za to, ze jsem sla spat pozde /j

proc existuje fyzicka vzdalenost

initial singularity was better smh my head

[defense wheels out a tv with their own ai of the victim] hey man, thanks for killing me

waow