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Forest rose (turkey tail mushroom)

10.11.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Forest rose (turkey tail mushroom)

10.11.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A large plastic toy insect lying upside-down on the shingle of the foreshore.

A large plastic toy insect lying upside-down on the shingle of the foreshore.

The same insect, now the correct way up, on a piece of driftwood. It has 6 legs and appears to be a bee (because of its striped abdomen).

The same insect, now the correct way up, on a piece of driftwood. It has 6 legs and appears to be a bee (because of its striped abdomen).

A cartoonish green plastic praying mantis, lying upside-down on the Thames foreshore, its legs sprawled in all directions.

A cartoonish green plastic praying mantis, lying upside-down on the Thames foreshore, its legs sprawled in all directions.

The same praying mantis, now the right way up, and appearing to clamber up a piece of driftwood.

The same praying mantis, now the right way up, and appearing to clamber up a piece of driftwood.

It was 'giant insect day' when I visited this particular foreshore. Both of these creatures were upside-down and unable to right themselves, so I helped them up and gave them a log to steady themselves. I have now rehoused them in a less tidal habitat -around one of the street trees in my road.

03.11.2025 07:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...my coworkers seem hostile and the managers are some of the strictest I've ever seen. The GM is constantly judging you. I feel like I'm being picked on constantly. I've started applying to other places. For the first time ever, I don't like a job because of my coworkers. It's not fun 2B there.

01.10.2025 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This new job I have isn't really working out. While I love what I'm doing, I feel like I'm walking on egg shells. If I so much as blink the wrong way, one of the managers says something. It feels like I can't get anything right despite me trying my best, there's always a fault....

01.10.2025 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's one coworker of mine, she thinks I keep messing up the files. I'm not. I find files in the wrong place too. I'm also not the only 'new' person there. But bc I'm newer, I'm the problem. I hate working with her. Today I was working the floor, let's see if any folders get messed up.

19.09.2025 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Some bright orange turkey tail mushrooms in these troubled times

13.09.2025 00:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Some bright orange turkey tail mushrooms in these troubled times

13.09.2025 00:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Twitter is down so here's a pepper I grew

12.09.2025 02:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Twitter is down so here's a pepper I grew

12.09.2025 02:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A small painting, acrylic on 5" by 7" illustration board.

09.08.2025 01:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3165    ๐Ÿ” 828    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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I see the p0rn bots have found their way here ๐Ÿ™„

09.08.2025 23:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alt text because it never let's me type it with the image: A chicken sitting in the middle of a dark room surrounded by several brightly lit computers, boards, and tech stuff. It feels overwhelmed.

05.08.2025 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Got a new job and this is how I feel on the first day.

05.08.2025 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Got a new job and this is how I feel on the first day.

05.08.2025 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Juvenile Cooper's Hawk

02.08.2025 05:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Juvenile Cooper's Hawk

02.08.2025 05:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Carpenter bee on my pepper plant

31.07.2025 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Carpenter bee on my pepper plant

31.07.2025 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fresh basil on cheap pizza heals the soul

27.07.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Big mood

27.07.2025 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A groundhog sitting on top of a stack of round pavers

A groundhog sitting on top of a stack of round pavers

I haven't been on here in a hot minute so here's the update. Got a job, loved it. Lost the job because the person I was supposed to be replacing didn't leave so they didn't need me. Been on 5 interviews in 3 weeks, rejected on all, last one ghosted me. Had a mental breakdown.

Anyway here's Nutmeg:

27.07.2025 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A groundhog sitting on top of a stack of round pavers

A groundhog sitting on top of a stack of round pavers

I haven't been on here in a hot minute so here's the update. Got a job, loved it. Lost the job because the person I was supposed to be replacing didn't leave so they didn't need me. Been on 5 interviews in 3 weeks, rejected on all, last one ghosted me. Had a mental breakdown.

Anyway here's Nutmeg:

27.07.2025 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This happened to me recently. Everything went great on the interview. Rejected.

27.07.2025 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Please, go look at the comments on this YouTube video. They won't disappoint.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eEz...

28.06.2025 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Please, go look at the comments on this YouTube video. They won't disappoint.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eEz...

28.06.2025 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Close up of the box turtles orange pattern

24.06.2025 12:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Male eastern box turtle

24.06.2025 12:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A tall white bird stands in a fancy room. The title says I just moved in this house and there is a great egret who just comes inside.

A tall white bird stands in a fancy room. The title says I just moved in this house and there is a great egret who just comes inside.

23.06.2025 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Epic rainbow yesterday that looks like another planet passing by.

20.06.2025 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 124    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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