Andrea McKenzie

Does rum help with sea sickness? Asking for a friend…

I found a spider in my kettle. 🕷️ 🫖 I will now be in the corner screaming.

Wonder if it’s time to take matters into our own hands and do a mass cancellation of our Spotlight subscriptions.

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Park like no one is watching

Idea for a new band name - Badly Drawn Eyebrow

Did two yoga classes yesterday. Sore this morning. I’ve literally overstretched myself.

True story

RIP

Where?

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Why are women’s eyebrows getting bigger while men’s eyebrows are getting smaller?

Worth a look

Wow 😩

I’m starting to like Shakespeare

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Why does everyone’s washing and everyone’s dinner always smell better than your own?

Are they actively promoting p*rn or just saying they have mice at their computers? 🤣

Dad joke of the day

If your life is a Three Act structure, what happens in the next Act?

Is there a male term for a mistress? 🤔

Leith and jazz just go together - highly recommended checking out Leith Jazz and Blues festival - great vibes and all performances free 🎷

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“The grass is greener where you water it” - Mel Robbins

three panel cartoon by @emilyscartoons.bsky.social … in the first panel one person says "let's not talk about politics any more, I can't bear it" and the other person replies "same." in the second panel, they say nothing. in the third panel, the first person yells "THE THING IS THOUGH" and the second person yells back "THOSE FUCKING IDIOTS"

literally every time I talk to friends

Trump: "I'm not happy with what Putin is doing. He's killing a lot of people and I don't know what the hell happened to Putin. I've known him a long time ... we're in the middle of talking and he's shooting rockets into Kyiv and other cities. I don't like it at all. I'm surprised."

So excited to be involved with a fantastic lineup of Scottish artists in this new sketch comedy show.

For free tickets to Story Platform hit the link 🎫 👇

www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/story-plat...

And Wednesdays 😂

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You mean to tell me that Chicago gets to claim Michael Jordan, the first Black President AND the first American Pope? Good lord you ain't going to be able to tell them NOTHING.

People from all walks of life coming together for the Easter story in sunny Edinburgh. Key messages: spread love and forgiveness, love your neighbour as yourself, and an eye for an eye gets us nowhere.