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god pLEASE let tim drake grow his hair out again, no bisexual man ever has had a skin fade please this is all i ask

08.02.2026 11:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the best thing about having most of your coworkerโ€™s on instagram is that i can see how every one of us has like the same โ€œi hate customersโ€ reel

04.02.2026 10:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

kpop demon hunters at the blood donor center

01.02.2026 11:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a guy on my bus just coughed the exact same way i prevail - gasoline starts and then the song came on shuffle lolol

23.01.2026 10:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

being a producer is hard

22.01.2026 10:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

as much as i LOVE heated rivalry nothing and i mean NOTHING is gonna get me to actually be into hockey, a bunch of my bullies were hockey guys and they fucked me up FOR LIFE yo

29.12.2025 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

being an autistic nerd means to your friends you are the easiest person to shop for, and to your family its just funko popsโ€ฆ

25.12.2025 12:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I MISS BEING AROUND QUEER PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE ME HOMEEEEE

24.12.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cartoon meme of Sonic the Hedgehog (from Archie Comics' Sonic the Hedgehog comic book series, Jan 1994) lying down and looking smugly at the camera with a speech bubble that reads:
โ€œI want bad art made slowly by real people
AND I'M NOT KIDDINGโ€

Cartoon meme of Sonic the Hedgehog (from Archie Comics' Sonic the Hedgehog comic book series, Jan 1994) lying down and looking smugly at the camera with a speech bubble that reads: โ€œI want bad art made slowly by real people AND I'M NOT KIDDINGโ€

the only good thing about genAI is that it got me to really love seeing bad art, because I know a person put in time and effort, made themselves vulnerable by showing it to others, and is trying to improve. I value that more than anything now

20.11.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5993    ๐Ÿ” 2323    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 55    ๐Ÿ“Œ 63

no one fucken told me about the โ€˜man taxโ€™ at the pub when i transitioned

20.12.2025 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my favorite thing about seeing shows at the ovo is bands saying โ€˜wow weโ€™ve always dreamed of playing wembleyโ€™ and its like not quite king pretty sure youโ€™re thinking of next door but hey congrats

17.12.2025 09:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if what dan and phil said is to be trusted, i need any phannies who listen to t*ylor sw*ft to stay the fuck away from me, permanently

15.12.2025 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

didnt think id be dumpster diving within the first hour of work

11.12.2025 10:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i already can't get a job in the degree im actually doing, why would anyone hire me as a graphic designer when i've used illustrator MAYBE 4 times in my life

25.11.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why does every single person not in the creative industry think that everyone IN the creative industry is a graphic designer... is it so hard to believe that i can draw an anatomically perfect human body, but i only learned the difference between tracking and kerning last week...

25.11.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i am in my third year of this university course and we STILL have people calling profs by their last nameโ€ฆ they ALL introduce themselves by first name who the fuck is miss smith

25.11.2025 13:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i hate this stupid baka house and i hate our stupid fucking neighbors who have no respect for the fact that some people like to sleep at night and not listen to ur stupid shitty music from your stupid shitty car i hate you so much

17.11.2025 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i live sitting on public transportation listening to linkin park reading HORRENDOUSLY smutty fic on ao3, truly the future communists want

14.11.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve seen a few folks go for the โ€œif you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate itโ€ and sorry. No. Just no. Just donโ€™t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. Itโ€™s time. Youโ€™ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, itโ€™s healthier. Just move on.

12.11.2025 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3296    ๐Ÿ” 1600    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 54

If I find out a game/movie/show used AI, Iโ€™m straight up not consuming it. Not playing it, streaming it, nor buying a ticket.

Employ people

12.11.2025 12:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im happy to expand on these statement for anyone who wants to hear it

05.11.2025 10:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hottest takes from a discussion last night that i wholeheartedly believe: 1) 'the male loneliness epidemic is a necessary and natural progression of human evolution' and 2) 'fundamentally, a cis-het man cannot be happy'

05.11.2025 10:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im on my first gamedev team rn and man the autism is rife, we went on a whole sonic tangent and its RELEVANT TO THE WORK!!!!!!! awesome!!!

04.11.2025 11:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

does anyone know about murena /e/ OS and fairphone? i need to change my phone and im sick of apple and google and any and all AI bullshit,

03.11.2025 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

at least i dont have to move country now ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

03.11.2025 10:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

another day another rejectionโ€ฆ

03.11.2025 10:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that being said if you want a ruthless beta reader who got a perfect act score for reading and writing and has 2 english APs and straight As for english composition at university level hit me up (unsubtle brag)

02.11.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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okay but itโ€™s literally notโ€ฆ

02.11.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

white family of the year award goes to mine, the 4 of us are going to bon jovi together

31.10.2025 11:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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