Cottagecore Spider Jerusalem

NYC! Come by for some springtime mystery!

Every single book I purchased at #AWP is by trans women hell yeah hell yeah

Omg hi I'm at T1269, come say hi on your way out!

At the @littlepuss.net reading tonight I simply asked @catfitzpatrick.net which books I should have and then bought those, 100000/10 could not recommend more highly as a trans lit sommelier

I think the important thing is the consolidation of the roles of soldiers, slave drivers, and prison guards as the enforcement arm of the state's ability to unperson anyone regardless of location.

I just listened to the @clarkesworldmagazine.com story Wire Mother by @isabel.kim and it's a REALLY well done exploration of unwillingness to anthropomorphize AI in a world that socially punishes and pathologizes it. It's beautiful art that made me feel a little less crazy 💕

You can sign up for this free poetry workshop I'm teaching at the New School on March 31st!
event.newschool.edu/andyizenson

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My work got a voicemail this week congratulating us on the news coverage -- when the comms team looked into it, they discovered that the coverage was of my dog getting an honorable mention in our local paper's pet photo contest in the "owner-pet lookalike" category.

Tonight is your very first opportunity to hold my book in your gay little paws. Don't miss it!

Please settle an argument between me and @mxroo.bsky.social : do you believe a butt plug is a subtype of dildo or do you believe they are distinct categories?

I'm being 100% serious come and see

This post is in reference to the merch for my book tour btw

oh my god I have been thinking taylor tomlinson and taylor lorenz are the same person this ENTIRE TIME

why does he look like a boomer in every selfie we take

Oh I can answer this one! They've actually always been exactly like this.

get weirder 🫵

"If a factory is torn down but the rationality which produced it is left standing, then that rationality will simply produce another factory. If a revolution destroys a government, but the systematic patterns of thought that produced it are left intact, then those patterns will repeat themselves"

The thing they're actually trying to find out is how much your functioning is impaired. I've found this graphic helpful!

I can't even express how important it is to see someone who was willing to give up the thing she was best at, that some would say she was born to do. To only come back when she could love it again, and do it on her own terms. And then win a gold medal BECAUSE she found the joy and the fun in it.

I cannot explain this alignment chart but I do need you to tag yourself on it

Just thinking back to the time that I told my therapist "I don't think I'm a very angry person" and they laughed so hard they cried

The instructor was like yeah that sheep came outta nowhere, I woulda hit it too 😭

Someone in my driver's ed class hit a sheep during their test and still passed (realized as I was coming to say this that it makes perfect sense that all your stories are also NH stories)

Bullet Time at the Kink Party Leah is queer community. Leah is expanding and expansive. Leah wants to fall in love with everyone still alive in this room and beyond and be their bottom for a night, just one night, though she wo…

this is the most Queer As In FUCK YOU story I've ever read in a mainstream magazine

I'd describe it to you, but that would violate bsky's terms and conditions, so you should just go read it instead

Which of your creations to date makes you laugh the most?

I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it.

I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”

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I am really enjoying listening to this!

Come get yours:
March 6 - Clifton Pleasure Club, Baltimore MD
March 8 - Washington DC
March 10 - Wooden Shoe, Philadelphia
March 11 - Volume Two Book Collective,
New Haven CT
March 13 - Carnal, NYC
March 14 - WOW Cafe Theater, NYC