Vanity-Complex

I think that I need you 🥵

Tried to buy $100 of groceries and bank flagged it as fraud. We live in an economy!

Handsome boys! V cute 😌

Thank you so much 🤗

I’m on my way to fix that 😌

Be careful posting like this! Aphrodite might spiral into a blind rage in jealousy of your combined beauty

You forfeit your soul and will never see nirvana BUT it will be good for a one time use token for you to have your way with me 😌

Vanity complex dressed in green palazzo pants, a black button up, a black corset, and horns

Be careful lest you make me horny 😘

Hey, so what if we had a storyline that made the gods jealous 👀

We can make this happen 👀

I’m twink 👀?

Do you think he’d be into a throuple 🤔

If Kendall Jenner had drank a Pepsi none of this would be happening

Oh so you’re always prepped for the skeleton war 👀

I suggest death penalty 😌

I’ll join the campaign but you’ll have to excuse me if I get distracted by your beauty 😵‍💫

Got my first dates for my east coast trip down 🥰 can’t wait to meet many Internet friends

The only reason I’m not going as a vampire for the fifth year in a row is because I found devil horns 😌

Congratulations to every type A person who has meticulously planned the perfect Halloween costume for tonight! I will, however, be embracing the tradition of my type B people and being either a vampire, demon, or some regular guy as god intended 😌

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you think I'm great but you're recently out of a relationship and not sure you're ready to be emotionally available

But what if I turned into a pumpkin? What then?

I think Colorado would be great 👀

You all look so stunning! Love this for you 🥰

Bonjour ben 😌

Oh I’m coming to cuddle rn actually

Everyone is sleeping on this too. Like, the pan flute didn’t have to go that hard 😤

And I’m licking the screen 🥵

[pushing you back down onto the bed] fine, fine. Now ribbit for me while the zookeeper destroys that cloaca of yours

File this post under “soap boxes I want to make out with you on”