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Enemy of the state available en français/anglais. They/Them but you can just call me a slur. Cat is Calliope and she’s who manages my likes and follows. For professional inquiries, god help us all

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See that’s one of the ones that just make me go, “okay 🙂”

17.02.2026 23:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m going to say something, and I’m sorry to the girls and the dolls, but it just kinda feels Ava Max Dua Lipa Target Commercial core if I’m being so honest 😭 tho I am finding bops in the catalog so 👀

17.02.2026 23:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Please 😈 come on over and let’s get busy

17.02.2026 23:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh that’s mother! Okay yes. 100000% stan now

17.02.2026 22:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Having these on tap is immaculate vibes and I adore this

17.02.2026 22:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

OH YEAH! I forgot she’s a prison abolitionist!!!

17.02.2026 22:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This outro is eating too. Okay gays can have this one 👀

17.02.2026 22:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Okay okay, I’m feeling a little something here 👀

17.02.2026 22:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Truly 😭

17.02.2026 22:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know, I know 😭

17.02.2026 22:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Three day Chicago vacation but it’s just to your bedroom

17.02.2026 21:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I fear I would need the AED to be broken out of its little case and used on my bare chest after my cardiac arrest

17.02.2026 21:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh she’s in her flow state!!

17.02.2026 21:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As long as you live lil wooper 🥺

17.02.2026 21:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Good morning handsome 😍😍

17.02.2026 21:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mikey I promise this isn’t me, it’s not in my soul, it’s a fluke 🥺

17.02.2026 21:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think it’s because we’re getting… older

17.02.2026 21:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Omg that’s what I’ve been missing this whole time

17.02.2026 21:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

OOP

17.02.2026 21:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ignorance is bliss… but it’s almost just as scary as the knowing 🥲

17.02.2026 21:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I promise I’m trying 😭

17.02.2026 21:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

C’est toujours toi qui me comprendre ❤️😌

17.02.2026 21:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So like…. Do they believe in the center of the earth or… how deep do they think it is? Also, do they know about mine shafts, or????

17.02.2026 21:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Okay so I need to wait until at least May? Maybe I’ll listen to it on my nyc trip and it’ll click

17.02.2026 21:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I know it’s wrong, but idk if I can be right on this one 😭

17.02.2026 21:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m really trying I just feel indifferent 🥲 what am I missing

17.02.2026 21:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I keep trying to like Zara Larsson… but it’s just not clicking 🥲

17.02.2026 21:28 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 12    📌 0

Okay babe, I’m on my way

17.02.2026 21:16 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lowkey you go insane and then you just take some space and spend some time putting a little extra love into yourself

17.02.2026 19:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This feels like a very “if the shoe fits” type moment for me 🥲

17.02.2026 19:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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