@vanitycomplex.bsky.social
Enemy of the state available en français/anglais. They/Them but you can just call me a slur. Cat is Calliope and she’s who manages my likes and follows. For professional inquiries, god help us all
Noooo, lobotomies together with friends ❤️
04.02.2026 01:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Very delicious and gorgeous and I would like a taste please :)
04.02.2026 00:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Only to shield you from the cruel orb of radiation that threatens to damage your corporeal being
04.02.2026 00:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I need to get railed like a newly minted train car but by someone who loves me, or at least thinks I’m witty and charming and not afraid to say it!!!!!!!!!!!
04.02.2026 00:00 — 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0When someone thumbs up my stuff? So you hate me? You want me to crash and burn? That’s what that says to me!
03.02.2026 23:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I love your mental illness ❤️
03.02.2026 23:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Soo, umm, immm 🥵
03.02.2026 23:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0As a wise poet once said “prendelo“
03.02.2026 23:40 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well if you’re in need of securities, let’s get you some stocks and bonds and invest that confidence into those other gorge features 😌
03.02.2026 22:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Okay, I’ll be right over 😌
03.02.2026 22:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Okay jawline!!!
03.02.2026 22:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Increased time with friends and a fun hobby :3
03.02.2026 22:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Emoji that says “I froth”
Well, now I think I would prefer that actually
03.02.2026 22:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m about to declare common law and get on his health insurance! I wanna sit in the drs office is where I wanna sit!
03.02.2026 19:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not handsome neighbor asking me to house sit again. Man is obsessed
03.02.2026 19:29 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0All I do is send email, drink ice coffee, and pray for the dissolution of the empire
03.02.2026 19:07 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Okay, but if I get you, can you wear the sweater too? 👀
03.02.2026 19:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Need that sweater almost as much as I need you 🥵
03.02.2026 16:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Today is a good day to be an enemy of the state 🙂
03.02.2026 15:43 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gm, but with backstory 😌
03.02.2026 15:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Will be riding this high all day :3
03.02.2026 15:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That part!
03.02.2026 15:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who isn’t?!
03.02.2026 14:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Time? Knife. Fame? Gun. Hotel? Trivago.
03.02.2026 14:22 — 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0I’m also taking you very seriously, emphasis on the taking, sooo 👉🏼👈🏼🥺
03.02.2026 14:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The correct answer may surprise you!
03.02.2026 13:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Call me midnight the way I want you to strike me
03.02.2026 13:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@pinkponysub.bsky.social
03.02.2026 13:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oop 😶🌫️
03.02.2026 04:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Same trauma!!!
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