this is the move that made lebron cry tbh shoulda kept my gay mouth shut 😭
om today's episode of "I literally took my meds today why am I still sad"
Why do you lock your door at night. Is it because you think I'll come in and debate you. Are you afraid of free speech
accidentally told her I have a crush on her
hey guess what. I kinda miss tw*tter
full house mention
transitioning here and on the hunt for my twitter moots 🫣
first and foremost, FUCK pitch perfect all my emet homies hate pitch perfect 🙅🏽♀️
What movies traumatized y'all as kids, why and how old were y'all? 🧵
I'm out of money, but please, pick up the slack in my case. I'll see if I have anything to spare.
Please send $1, $3, $5, $10, anything at all
FUCK THE DEMOCRATS
FUCKING ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT
YALL WOULD BE APPROVING THE GAS CHAMBERS IN 1939 BECAUSE JEWS WEREN'T POPULAR YOU SPINELESS RAT FUCKS
i mean, fuck
80m as it stands now. Anyone interested in sports and integrated AI summaries, still goes there for scores and more in-depth summaries.
The sooner @bsky.app adds those features, the more users twitter loses, lowering the number of users @bsky.app needs to supplant Twitter as the first app opened
happy first birthday to Bluesky, and what a year it's been!
with every day, the need for an open network that puts people first becomes increasingly clear. we're glad to be building this with you. after all, the heart of a social network is the people.
your 20s is about learning every few months that your peers don't have it all figured out either and you're not uniquely stunted
“I’m building an army to dismantle the government”
“Brilliant, sir”
“And it will be entirely made up of strange boys”
“Uhh, yeah … yeah great”
an unelected billionaire storming into US agencies, installing his unqualified and unapproved lackeys, purging civil servants, seizing access to sensitive data and payments, unilaterally eliminating federal agencies: fine
identifying the lackeys: illegal
i sat next to the wallet inspector every day in the park. we became friends, so i assumed the best when he asked to inspect my wallet
Why is it always the bad parts of websites that end up being real life? Why cannot never be the sweepstake wins or the hot singles?
"It is easy, when you do not care about your country, when you do not see people as fellow human beings but as kindling on which to pour your rhetorical kerosene, to talk about secession. You win no matter what because your color is not red or blue but green, the color of money."
wealth can buy you the presidency and the most global influence ever witnessed in history but it’s clear that wealth, no matter how much you accumulate, cannot ever make you funny
Assuming we make it through the next couple of decades, this will be an incredible image for future historians/students of the Trump era
transitioning here and on the hunt for my twitter moots 🫣
So far the war on so-called "DEI" - has come for
- women at the CIA who want to get together and celebrate women spies
- people at the Defense Intelligence Agency who want to observe...Holocaust Remembrance Day.
- apparently, any federal celebration of...Black History Month.
I have signed an executive order to slightly increase total daylight every successive day until June of this year! Our many months of darkness will soon be over! Enjoy!
Intelligence officials are starting to leak to me now too. Here’s a memo Defense Intelligence Agency personnel received instructing them to suspend observances including:
- Holocaust Remembrance Day
- MLK Day
- Juneteenth
