Pericardium

Pericardium

@cpericardium.bsky.social

quentinen and tarantined by writtin directino https://cpericardium.carrd.co/ profile icon by melissapurdy

141 Followers 40 Following 45 Posts Joined Nov 2024
3 weeks ago
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they wont listen to a single thing and then go Oh Man Why Am I Doing So Bad In This Class. ragebait

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3 months ago
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Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.

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4 months ago
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I will stand by, this remains the funniest mistranslation in manga localization history

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4 months ago

going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now

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4 months ago
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Targeted at my friend who's a Jack Slash stan

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4 months ago
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WORM || So Fine and So Deceiving YouTube video by Pericardium

#art #myart #wormfanart #wormwebserial #wildbow #parahumans #rileydavis #bonesaw #animatic #audio

www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_HX...

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4 months ago
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WORM || So Fine and So Deceiving YouTube video by Pericardium

I have a Youtube channel: www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_HX...

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4 months ago
The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social
"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that
October 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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4 months ago
patrick
@partnardy.bsky.social
inscrutable social media drama about strangers used to be like "Pissfucker11 sent the DM a pic of a potato covered in cum and said his wife jacked his shit off. his wife died 20 years ago" now it's "PolyFrank gained Dark Clout via backchannels in Accountability Chat so we've updated the Harm Matrix"
August 30, 2023 at 2:14 AM
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4 months ago

I asked my dietician and she said it was totally cool to eat leftover General Tso's chicken for lunch and dinner. "Don't even heat it up, it's healthier that way" she told me

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4 months ago

My best advice to try to get a handle on shit right now?

Make something.

Don't care what. Don't care if it's good. Don't care if it's just a big ass house you made in Sims 4, just lose yourself in something for an hour or so.

It' s like flushing the brain toilet.

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4 months ago

YOU: what if his name was penis parker and he shot web by jacking his dick lol
YOUR FRIEND WHO WAS TOO INTO COMICS GROWING UP: They actually did that as a whole arc in the late 80s. Wasn't Conway's best work.

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4 months ago
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The photo:

The comments you will laugh at:

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5 months ago

πŸ”² Deactivate from torment nexus
βœ… Reduce frequency to 1 torment episode/week

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5 months ago

how to deactivate torment nexus

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deactivate torment nexus no survey

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5 months ago
In early 2025, beaver activity in the Brdy Protected Landscape Area, Czech Republic, contributed to the restoration of a wetland ecosystem. A family of beavers constructed a series of dams that coincidentally accomplished environmental goals of the Czech government, which had delayed its proposed project since 2018 for bureaucratic and financial reasons. The beaver-built dams saved the Czech government approximately US$1.2 million, Post image

imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

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6 months ago

(aborted manager in heaven) I would have loved to touch base with you…

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6 months ago

That friend? was me

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6 months ago
Girl getting a top surgery from Bonesaw and her boobs from Jack slash

Friend drew a Worm comic for my top surgery

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6 months ago

Etsy witch hexes are about to see some major inflation. For more information, google Etsy witch inflation hex

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6 months ago

The image that inspired my most popular comic.

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6 months ago

I've discovered I can join my kids' "jams" on Spotify and then switch it so they're listening to episodes of my podcast.

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6 months ago
Screenshot of a tweet: 

British cavalry in the 1850s consisted entirely of twinks who used UwU-speak...
[Photo of a book page] "The dash of British cavalry officers was never greater than at the opening of the Crimean campaign in the spring of 1854. These aristocratic horsemen were, in the idiom of the day, "plungers," "tremendous swells." They affected elegant boredom, yawned a great deal, spoke a jargon of their own, pronouncing "r" as "w," saying "vewwy," "howwid," and "sowwy," and interlarded sentences with loud and meaningless exclamations of "Haw, haw." Their sweeping whiskers, languid voices, tiny waists, laced in by corsets, and their large cigars were irresistible, frantically admired, and as frantically envied. Magnificently mounted, horses were their passion; they rode like the devil himself, and their confidence in their ability to defeat any enemy single-handed was com-plete. Cavalry officers were saying in London drawing-rooms that to take infantry on the campaign was superfluous; the infantry would merely be a drag on them, and had better be left at
home."

Imagine it's 1850 and you've just been flattened by an elite cavalry officer who just yells "SOWWY" as he thunders away.

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8 months ago

[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad

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8 months ago

You do good work! Thanks for the tip!

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8 months ago

Thank you!

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8 months ago
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8 months ago
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#art #myart #wormfanart #wormwebserial #wildbow #parahumans #lisawilbourn #tattletale

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8 months ago
@hbomax
With the return of the iconic HBO name the updated logo positions the HBO brand prominently, ensuring it is the primary visual read with emphasis on the iconic core, which is embedded in the counter of the "O." This deliberate hierarchy reinforces that the platform's core value proposition remains anchored in HBO's legacy and reputation for excellence.
The "Max" portion of the logo complements this hierarchy in various technical ways. The "Max" mark has been carefully adjusted to a lighter stroke weight compared to its previous iteration. Moreover, the characteristic of the counter "core," previously embedded within the letter "a" of "Max," has been intentionally omitted. This nuanced adjustment respects the visual ownership of the core form as a distinct hallmark of the HBO logo, maintaining clarity and brand integrity.
The "m"'s stems and shoulders were slightly modified while maintaining the balance of the aperture of the letterform. The "a" was completely hand-drawn, with the counter space slightly adjusted toward the stem to give the bowl form and character. The "x"'s diagonal strokes, slightly bowed and tapered to the center axis, creates a flared nuance. Additionally, the width of "Max" has been subtly reduced relative to "HBO," with the overhang of the β€œO" letterform visually balancing and aligning with the "x," a calculated choice. Overall, the kerning was meticulously calibrated to balance the open spaces between and within the letterforms to ensure a quick read.
To further distinguish the brand within the streaming market, the logo identity features a carefully crafted iridescent treatment; subtle warm and cool tones add depth and perpetual motion. This distinctive visual effect metaphorically embodies the platform's extensive range of content - constantly evolving, vibrant, and multidimensional. This creative approach ensures the brand remains visually distinctive, resonating strongly within the competitive landscape of streaming services.

*nodding politely and pretending to listen while I discreetly signal the waiter to hurry up with the check* yeah no totally

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9 months ago

Do not fear. She's still aroace

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