Dylan :~)

I was already bookmarking/reblogging sappy poetry on insta/tumblr

First poem I've attempted since I was 16 / however old I was when English class last required me to do it

New level of Down Bad achieved: writing bad notes app poetry

My housemate has finally started watching TOS and I keep getting blindsided by how early on iconic episodes happen

Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Deschanel are sooooo annoying

watching the happening after listening to MC+ and even then I'm surprised at how bad the dialogue is

One-Third of U.S. Video Game Industry Workers Were Laid Off in 2025, GDC Study Reveals One-third of U.S. video game industry workers say they were laid off last year, according to GDC.

feel like this is one of the bigger labor stories of Our Current Regrettable Age variety.com/2026/gaming/...

the throuple is finally official 💗 (mutuals on letterboxd)

I'm the guy commenting "thank god they said The Lorax and not some pretentious black and white French films about despair from the 60s" on all those letterboxd top 4 videos. Every one of those comments was me. Sorry. I don't even think that, I just love typing.

these caves in Ishigaki, Japan pipe in music through the entirety of the walkway. please think about what kind of music you would pipe into a cave to improve the ambiance. then unmute. you are wrong

a four panel comic of two girls are driving in a car the passenger says “are you ready to try road head again?” seeing the driver is displeased, she continues “i promise we wont crash this time” the driver acquiesces as she puts her hair in a ponytail as the driver bends over to give the passenger head, she says “but i still think we’re doing this wrong somehow”

you do realize that being transgender is a starting point and not a destination right. like you do get that you still have to become a person

They call me Jon Arbuckle the way I’ve got the fattest pussy in town

After an extremely trying week this may be the thing that kills me

Trying to call a patient and instead of the phone ringing it's just playing me the entirety of Can't Feel My Face?????

we got bb in this bitch

Hahaha well luckily the episodes aren't going anywhere 🫶

Omg I went to tag you and could only remember your tumblr @!! They are cute and a menace, to find out more check out friends at the table- [a festive hook pulls me off stage]

I just got a really good Christmas card from my friend who knows nothing about FATT

My name is Rose SexChange did you know you have rights

The superstition starts so early and the red duke is so funny

Watching Jack and Austin's unfair flip stream after already seeing Keith and Art's is a great order to do it in

this is why it won a Hugo

The Rizzler should have his own brand of sparkling wine

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Turns out i was not in fact Becoming The Joker more and more its just that Britain gets less and less normal by the week so comparatively my levels of Jokerfication look worse

*other verbs are available

just saw* the biggest dick in my life and I don't really know what to do with myself