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28 | โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ | The Southwest [of england] FATT enjoyer, moor wanderer, lapsed biochemist Take my hand and quit your PhD today

115 Followers  |  184 Following  |  169 Posts  |  Joined: 25.11.2024  |  1.7749

Latest posts by daxleopard.bsky.social on Bluesky

well my name's Taylor
and i'm here to say
that i've taken his member
in a christ-approved way

04.10.2025 02:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1247    ๐Ÿ” 133    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

please join your union. please please please please please

02.10.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

devastated to announce the one time I didn't join a union immediately upon starting a job I have experienced a workplace issue worth getting the union involved

02.10.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced

25.09.2025 04:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6636    ๐Ÿ” 1931    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 58    ๐Ÿ“Œ 38

Desperately trying to avoid becoming a Friday Patient at urgent care but my symptoms are dancing awfully close to the line

18.09.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Neither paracetamol nor ibuprofen had touched my tonsil pain, but deep throating an ice lolly gives instant, lasting relief. If you're wondering how my Thursday has been

18.09.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I owe an apology to Etsy witches, I was unfamiliar with your game

10.09.2025 19:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3058    ๐Ÿ” 1105    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

omg congrats!! coffee, wife!!!

27.08.2025 12:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trying to eat all my perishable food before going away + medication that suppresses appetite + guilt about food waste = oops! Uh oh!

27.08.2025 07:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A character line up of the second party from Realis. They are rendered in all black and white with heavy shadows. Fleming is  man wearing a hat, glasses and long coat. His face is entirely obscured by shadow. Satcha is a very old woman wearing a shawl. She has very bent over posture and is using a walking stick. Jud is a young boy wearing ratty clothing. He looks very uneasy. finally Gaje is an enormous man who is several heads taller than the rest of the party. He has a weathered face, a short, square-ish beard, and wears a tattered cloak over his whole body.

A character line up of the second party from Realis. They are rendered in all black and white with heavy shadows. Fleming is man wearing a hat, glasses and long coat. His face is entirely obscured by shadow. Satcha is a very old woman wearing a shawl. She has very bent over posture and is using a walking stick. Jud is a young boy wearing ratty clothing. He looks very uneasy. finally Gaje is an enormous man who is several heads taller than the rest of the party. He has a weathered face, a short, square-ish beard, and wears a tattered cloak over his whole body.

realis party line up ๐Ÿ‘ #friendsatthetable

23.08.2025 06:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 60    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
sickos yes haha yes meme

sickos yes haha yes meme

Sylvi playing a bezerker

22.08.2025 21:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Really enjoying Keith/Wellaway's whole headliner bit/angst in the recent realis arc

20.08.2025 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the pandemic response laid the groundwork for an increase in fascist ideology that makes a headline like this acceptable to many people because disabled people dying first in a genocide seems fine to people who think disabled people dying is good in general.

18.08.2025 06:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 208    ๐Ÿ” 88    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this guy gets it

14.08.2025 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 815    ๐Ÿ” 178    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Losing my mind at how good this track is

10.08.2025 12:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

your ttrpg setting needs more beans and legumes

01.08.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Spotify Is Forcing Users to Undergo Face Scanning to Access Explicit Content Submit to biometric face scanning or risk your account being deleted, Spotify says, following the enactment of the UK's Online Safety Act.

getting my phrenology checked by my laptop camera before I can listen to WAP, a future I always wanted www.404media.co/spotify-uk-a...

30.07.2025 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 860    ๐Ÿ” 238    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 81
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The Flames of Burzin Part 3.
#perpetua #friendsatthetable #fatt

27.07.2025 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 109    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the younger* people in the office put on biffy clyro once and it took a week for them to recover

23.07.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my music taste / spicy doritos / etc wouldn't kill a Victorian child but they might kill my coworkers, who apologise for blaspheming and have bootstrap bill turnered themselves into hospital admin

23.07.2025 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I rotated these images!!!! bluesky is lying!!!

20.07.2025 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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finally got a filofax which is huge for personal organisation and more importantly I finally have somewhere to put these stickers

20.07.2025 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Loved the fishteen minutes yuri moment in perpetua 09

18.07.2025 07:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

on change dot com signing every single petition without reading them

03.06.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 88    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
17.07.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 87    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Anna Garcia standing aghast upon seeing Paul Robalino getting his naked body covered in children's paste. Meme text that reads: "tfw you walk in on your friend Paul standing naked in a kiddie pool getting his naked body covered in glue so that someone else can peel it off and you are dressed like a jester."

Anna Garcia standing aghast upon seeing Paul Robalino getting his naked body covered in children's paste. Meme text that reads: "tfw you walk in on your friend Paul standing naked in a kiddie pool getting his naked body covered in glue so that someone else can peel it off and you are dressed like a jester."

am i doing the memes right yet

15.07.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2132    ๐Ÿ” 163    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Giant flegg t shirt is so perfect

16.07.2025 07:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is there a way to take away likes from Grant's game changer post

14.07.2025 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You've never seen anything as satisfying as watching Trapp and Sam pull long strips of dried glue off of Paul...

14.07.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2268    ๐Ÿ” 286    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 165    ๐Ÿ“Œ 61

Please more

14.07.2025 23:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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