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A bad drawing of Everton's Idrissa Gueye slapping teammate Michael Keane during their 1-0 win over Manchester United

[bursts in panting covered in Sharpie]

📱Idrissa Gueye’s latest Instagram story post apologising for his red card

I see we've Tony Harrington's refereeing the game tonight - bar the last time we had him, at Man City, he's rather fond of giving Idrissa Gueye a card. One to watch, perhaps, as he'd been booked three times from the last four games Harrington's been in the middle.
#UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

whoever selected the photos for this article deserves an award for photo selection, this is peak photo selection, unsurpassable perfection, all other photo selector people can just get their coats and go home because this selection will never be bettered

BREAKING: BBC announces CELEBRITY PUPPET TRAITORS for 2026. Claudia Winkleman will host but never acknowledge that everyone else is a puppet. #celebritytraitors

Normalise calling people who are obsessed with bringing trans people up in every argument “weirdos” and “perverts” instead of debating them

It’s good to keep at least one clock that needs changing manually. Otherwise “they” could be changing the time all the time and we’d never know.

John Cena Announcing the death of Bin Laden

“We have caught and compromised to a permanent end Ian Watkins”

Sir Tom Fucking Jones baby!

Dead nonce
Dead nonce
He's a dead nonce
He used to be well famous but now someone's stabbed him in the bonce

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown

Card handed out at An Evening with Evie King giving a link to the webcast. https://watch.obitus.com Username - tine5065 Password - 248790

If there's nothing on telly...

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

you come to me, on this, the 21st night of september, and you ask me if i remember

Bill Dundee modern?

What a day this was... I also got married.

YouTube video by Kaleidoscope's Presentation Vault IBA Education Archive: History Around You - Hunting for Clues (1976)

This is pretty great. A 1976 TV for Schools 'History' programme that is all about Everton. Lovely bit of business youtu.be/IaEmxXh6wlI?...

Everton's sensational Anfield derby win will be marked by a nationwide sounding of sirens at 3pm. Please stand ready to play Z Cars immediately afterwards 🫡

COMPETITION TIME! These are two A3 prints I’m not happy selling for various reasons.

Rather than throw them away you can win one (First place picks)

If you’d like the chance to win a print then please RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner Friday 1pm

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GOOD LUCK!

starmer reshuffling his cabinet on transfer deadline day raises the very real possibility of manchester united paying £65m to sign yvette cooper

He will need to eat plenty of beetroot the night before

Man United spent over £200 million on transfers this window with the signings of Cunha, Mbuemo and Šeško.

They were just knocked out of the Carabao Cup by fourth division side Grimsby Town.

Now *that* is fucking funny.

If I was Manchester United I would simply not implode spectacularly for the amusement of others

Akinwale Arobieke found dead in flat The Liverpool bodybuilder has died aged 64

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a man is smiling with the words always thinking behind him Alt: a man is tapping his head with the words always thinking behind him

Been doing a bit of what I like to think of as “fatty maths” if I’m getting chocolate I can get two wispas because they’re half bubbles.

Is that ball-boy a dead ringer for Howard Kendall or what?

#UTFT

The word ‘this’ typed out 1000 times.

This. A thousand times this.

I think the film you are after is Dune 2