Funny.
28.02.2026 16:46 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Funny.
28.02.2026 16:46 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Thanks to everyone that wishes me a Happy Birthday last week. Now, let's talk about Death
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45 today. For the past few weeks, I've been writing every Friday. It would be a lovely birthday present if you gave it a read. If you like it, maybe you could subscribe (for free) or share with a friend you think might like it? Thanks, love you! thebenefitoflikingthings.substack.com
22.02.2026 07:25 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
45 today. For the past few weeks, I've been writing every Friday. It would be a lovely birthday present if you gave it a read. If you like it, maybe you could subscribe (for free) or share with a friend you think might like it? Thanks, love you! thebenefitoflikingthings.substack.com
22.02.2026 07:25 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0That's weird, she just told me that she didn't even race today.
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I’m starting to think “home” isn’t a place — it’s a feeling you spend your life quietly chasing
Wrote about belonging, nostalgia, and the strange comfort of familiar voices this week.
If you fancy a read: thebenefitoflikingthings.substack.com/p/the-benefi...
James Van Der Beek, who has been battling cancer, has died.
He was 48.
Per TMZ.
The Grandstand vidiprinter is a time machine.
That sound and I’m back at my Nan’s on a Saturday afternoon waiting for the Everton score
What does that for you?
I thought I was writing about Lego this week, but I was writing about nostalgia.
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This week I set myself an impossible task - open.substack.com/pub/thebenef... starring @greenparty.org.uk @weratedogs.com @smoshgames.bsky.social @zackpolanski.bsky.social
30.01.2026 22:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Getting my bet for Monday sorted far too early
24.01.2026 17:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It's been a week since I last wrote a thing, so I wrote another thing. Shares, Feedback and Suggestions are all appreciated
Top of the table!
18.01.2026 20:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just a month ago the UK agreed to a deal in which the NHS has to pay £3bn a year more for US drugs.
The only thing we got was an agreement the UK would face no tariffs.
Today that deal has been broken by the USA.
The deal must be torn up and no money stolen from the NHS.
voteyesornoai.com/vote/no
16.01.2026 20:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The front of a nail salon called "Nail Shop Near Me"
Incredible piece of Search Engine Optimisation
16.01.2026 14:04 — 👍 1767 🔁 406 💬 20 📌 21
10 Years ago today, I had a mental breakdown. Today I wrote this: open.substack.com/pub/thebenef...
I'd love it if you give it a read.
this is how I found out
13.01.2026 18:10 — 👍 96 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0Have we signed anyone yet? #Everton #Fume
01.01.2026 00:03 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Walkers Crisps (and many other brands) go out of date on a Saturday.
31.12.2025 15:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The ratio of day to night capsules in Lemsip is all off. When I'm ill I want to curl up in bed and sleep, not pump myself full of caffeine.
26.12.2025 22:55 — 👍 127 🔁 4 💬 10 📌 2
just ordered your mum’s christmas present
06.12.2025 15:21 — 👍 58 🔁 14 💬 2 📌 0
COMPETITION TIME! To say thank you for the orders I’ll give away one of my 2026 Nerdlingers calendars.
To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner on Monday 1pm.
My shop www.infinitebacon.com 20% OFF Black Friday deal on prints with the code BF20
A bad drawing of Everton's Idrissa Gueye slapping teammate Michael Keane during their 1-0 win over Manchester United
[bursts in panting covered in Sharpie]
24.11.2025 22:06 — 👍 509 🔁 149 💬 19 📌 6
📱Idrissa Gueye’s latest Instagram story post apologising for his red card
24.11.2025 22:29 — 👍 83 🔁 17 💬 4 📌 7
I see we've Tony Harrington's refereeing the game tonight - bar the last time we had him, at Man City, he's rather fond of giving Idrissa Gueye a card. One to watch, perhaps, as he'd been booked three times from the last four games Harrington's been in the middle.
#UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON
whoever selected the photos for this article deserves an award for photo selection, this is peak photo selection, unsurpassable perfection, all other photo selector people can just get their coats and go home because this selection will never be bettered
18.11.2025 17:27 — 👍 1356 🔁 327 💬 18 📌 2
BREAKING: BBC announces CELEBRITY PUPPET TRAITORS for 2026. Claudia Winkleman will host but never acknowledge that everyone else is a puppet. #celebritytraitors
29.10.2025 21:00 — 👍 121 🔁 23 💬 9 📌 10Normalise calling people who are obsessed with bringing trans people up in every argument “weirdos” and “perverts” instead of debating them
02.11.2025 09:04 — 👍 1407 🔁 323 💬 0 📌 0It’s good to keep at least one clock that needs changing manually. Otherwise “they” could be changing the time all the time and we’d never know.
26.10.2025 12:26 — 👍 65 🔁 17 💬 2 📌 0
John Cena Announcing the death of Bin Laden
“We have caught and compromised to a permanent end Ian Watkins”
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