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Keiper

@keiperdontcare.bsky.social

Data Analyst at Pro Football Focus. Partnered Streamer on Twitch. Perpetually irritated. I don't do bits.

250 Followers  |  102 Following  |  250 Posts  |  Joined: 24.11.2024
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Yupp it's the caloric effect. I think every other instance of me doing it, I used room temp water.
Forgot this time. Big no no. Big bad time. Big stinky.

09.03.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The bad news
In an effort to clean out my right ear, I used water that was too cold to flush it out and had a full blown vertigo attack.
The good news
That means the vestibular systems in my right ear are improving, cause that used to not happen when I cleaned my ears.
Yay?

09.03.2026 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

MORNIN

07.03.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My sole submission for SGDQ 2026 has already taken more time to prepare/edit than all the DK64 randomizer submissions did combined.

Y'all aren't ready for this @gamesdonequick.com

#TeamLeft #TeamMid #TeamRight
#WannaDoubleYourCoins

07.03.2026 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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The VOD from yesterday was uhhhhhhh

06.03.2026 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why does everything go out of its way to suck now?

04.03.2026 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0
03.03.2026 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Hey.

Tell people when they do good job.

When you like the stuff they make.

When you like the characters they’ve created.

The stories they’ve told.

Nobody hears it as often as you think bc everyone thinks everyone hears it all the time.

Trust. They don’t.

Tell. Them.

24.02.2026 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 13318    πŸ” 6784    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 199

Vendor Alley Applications for #SGDQ2026 will be open from April 1-15th!! So excited to see everyone’s portfolios & games πŸŽ¨πŸ•ΉοΈ

Tag your favorite artists & indie devs, spread the word gamers πŸ’–

21.02.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IT'S TIME AGAIN

21.02.2026 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
This Weekly Bingo Required Big Brain Routing...
YouTube video by Dangers This Weekly Bingo Required Big Brain Routing...

ALERT! Another weekly bingo video incoming!

This week's bingo had a fun quirk! I hope you enjoy the video! youtu.be/mC6YdqWKzcE

21.02.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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KeiperDontCare - I Fell Down Watch KeiperDontCare's clip titled

#Idontdobits

21.02.2026 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
GDQ TV logo with bright blue and orange colors and lightning bolts on a black background

GDQ TV logo with bright blue and orange colors and lightning bolts on a black background

We're proud to announce our newest streaming project, GDQ TV!!! πŸ’™

GDQ TV is an always-on livestream featuring a collection of speedruns curated from our 15 year history

Tune in to catch highlights from past GDQ events and cast your vote to decide what runs play next!

Watch now at: twitch.tv/gdqtv

20.02.2026 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 994    πŸ” 320    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 43

doesnt even @ me smDAMNh

19.02.2026 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Farming cheeks

15.02.2026 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
THE DELI GUY THAT NAMES THEIR SANDWICHES BE LIKE
YouTube video by Nicky Cass THE DELI GUY THAT NAMES THEIR SANDWICHES BE LIKE

I haven't cry-laughed this hard in a long time.

15.02.2026 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Seahawks blitzed 7 times last nightβ€”and got pressure on 6 of those dropbacks.

On our reaction pod, @benjaminsolak.bsky.social discussed Devon Witherspoon’s impact/talent as a rusher, and why it seemed to take New England by surprise.

🎧: apple.co/4a8tTbV

πŸ“Ί: www.youtube.com/live/gnUASJT...

09.02.2026 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 777    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 4

β€œI’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

09.02.2026 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 18216    πŸ” 4511    πŸ’¬ 399    πŸ“Œ 414

Darnold had two fantastic throws to start the game. Since then 😬😬😬😬😬

09.02.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Christian Gonzalez is the only reason New England isn't getting blown out.
Two HUGE PBUs, but yeah nothing else looks great.

09.02.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Folks I took a SINGLE dose of Nurtec 3 days ago and it's like my headaches went
"WHOA DUDE WHOA OKAY WE GET IT WE'RE CHILL WE'RE CHILL PUT THAT SHIT AWAY ITS ALL GOOD"
I'll do it again you stupid motherfuckers DONT test me.

08.02.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude is truly one of the most entertaining and welcoming people on twitch. And he's become a great friend to me as well.
"We are SO back"

08.02.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You accidentally put 5 extra stars by Sunshine. Feel free to fix that whenever.

07.02.2026 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Homie

06.02.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this game man

06.02.2026 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was correct

04.02.2026 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He.... may not get to Bananza folks

04.02.2026 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Was waiting for this one. Top 5 all time for me.

03.02.2026 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In today's rendition of "Things I've Done to Figure Out What's Wrong with My Head"

I had a large, uncomfortable VR-esque thing on my face, laying in complete darkness, while hot and cold air were blasted into my ears.

In case we're ever short on torture methods, I got one for ya.

02.02.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing headphones is saying `` smash '' while looking at a computer screen . ALT: a man wearing headphones is saying `` smash '' while looking at a computer screen .
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