Keiper

Keiper

@keiperdontcare.bsky.social

Data Analyst at Pro Football Focus. Partnered Streamer on Twitch. Perpetually irritated. I don't do bits.

250 Followers 102 Following 251 Posts Joined Nov 2024
1 day ago

I laughed

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5 days ago

Yupp it's the caloric effect. I think every other instance of me doing it, I used room temp water.
Forgot this time. Big no no. Big bad time. Big stinky.

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5 days ago

The bad news
In an effort to clean out my right ear, I used water that was too cold to flush it out and had a full blown vertigo attack.
The good news
That means the vestibular systems in my right ear are improving, cause that used to not happen when I cleaned my ears.
Yay?

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6 days ago

MORNIN

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1 week ago

My sole submission for SGDQ 2026 has already taken more time to prepare/edit than all the DK64 randomizer submissions did combined.

Y'all aren't ready for this @gamesdonequick.com

#TeamLeft #TeamMid #TeamRight
#WannaDoubleYourCoins

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1 week ago
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The VOD from yesterday was uhhhhhhh

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1 week ago

Why does everything go out of its way to suck now?

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1 week ago
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2 weeks ago

Hey.

Tell people when they do good job.

When you like the stuff they make.

When you like the characters they’ve created.

The stories they’ve told.

Nobody hears it as often as you think bc everyone thinks everyone hears it all the time.

Trust. They don’t.

Tell. Them.

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2 weeks ago

Vendor Alley Applications for #SGDQ2026 will be open from April 1-15th!! So excited to see everyone’s portfolios & games 🎨🕹️

Tag your favorite artists & indie devs, spread the word gamers 💖

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2 weeks ago

IT'S TIME AGAIN

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3 weeks ago
YouTube
This Weekly Bingo Required Big Brain Routing... YouTube video by Dangers

ALERT! Another weekly bingo video incoming!

This week's bingo had a fun quirk! I hope you enjoy the video! youtu.be/mC6YdqWKzcE

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3 weeks ago
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KeiperDontCare - I Fell Down Watch KeiperDontCare's clip titled

#Idontdobits

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3 weeks ago
GDQ TV logo with bright blue and orange colors and lightning bolts on a black background

We're proud to announce our newest streaming project, GDQ TV!!! 💙

GDQ TV is an always-on livestream featuring a collection of speedruns curated from our 15 year history

Tune in to catch highlights from past GDQ events and cast your vote to decide what runs play next!

Watch now at: twitch.tv/gdqtv

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3 weeks ago

doesnt even @ me smDAMNh

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3 weeks ago

Farming cheeks

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3 weeks ago
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THE DELI GUY THAT NAMES THEIR SANDWICHES BE LIKE YouTube video by Nicky Cass

I haven't cry-laughed this hard in a long time.

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1 month ago
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The Seahawks blitzed 7 times last night—and got pressure on 6 of those dropbacks.

On our reaction pod, @benjaminsolak.bsky.social discussed Devon Witherspoon’s impact/talent as a rusher, and why it seemed to take New England by surprise.

🎧: apple.co/4a8tTbV

📺: www.youtube.com/live/gnUASJT...

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1 month ago

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

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1 month ago

Darnold had two fantastic throws to start the game. Since then 😬😬😬😬😬

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1 month ago

Christian Gonzalez is the only reason New England isn't getting blown out.
Two HUGE PBUs, but yeah nothing else looks great.

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1 month ago

Folks I took a SINGLE dose of Nurtec 3 days ago and it's like my headaches went
"WHOA DUDE WHOA OKAY WE GET IT WE'RE CHILL WE'RE CHILL PUT THAT SHIT AWAY ITS ALL GOOD"
I'll do it again you stupid motherfuckers DONT test me.

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1 month ago

Dude is truly one of the most entertaining and welcoming people on twitch. And he's become a great friend to me as well.
"We are SO back"

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1 month ago

You accidentally put 5 extra stars by Sunshine. Feel free to fix that whenever.

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1 month ago

Homie

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1 month ago

this game man

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1 month ago

I was correct

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1 month ago

He.... may not get to Bananza folks

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1 month ago

Was waiting for this one. Top 5 all time for me.

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1 month ago

In today's rendition of "Things I've Done to Figure Out What's Wrong with My Head"

I had a large, uncomfortable VR-esque thing on my face, laying in complete darkness, while hot and cold air were blasted into my ears.

In case we're ever short on torture methods, I got one for ya.

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