shulamith

why do i even keep hangin with my buddy tetsua the iron they/them all it ever wants to talk about is how i gotttttttta get pregnant

[approaching strangers on the train] [alarmingly bad euro accent]: bukkake. an ancient japanese word derived from the verbs butsu and kakeru, to hit and to pour, and a particularly theatrical way of plating udon. but much like the complex interplay of the layered flavors found in all great chūka dishes, one can find untold depths in its definitions. words, like broth, wash over the tongue and wet our entire senses, covering our bodies in the essence of meanings. tell me: what are you drowning in?

"that girl ain't right" <--hank lovingly gendering agp bobbie hill

she gunter on my glieben til i glauten in her globen

fun puppies fact: all dogs are combustible

telling the maitre d' all these tableside dracula blowjobs are ok bc it's my special day

home is where might actually be the only group who take southern gothic seriously

google suggested search "People also ask: When did Bruce Springsteen come out?"

jar with safety button clitaurus

so beautiful how jars have a little tdick that you can mash around and mistreat. truly there is no god but god and muhammad is his prophet

can i just say something beautiful and true for once

just saw a single used black nitrile glove outside my apartment building... cinderella....

chaser bob dylan be like "in the time of her injection / in the hour of my deepest sneed"

flirting w trans ppl is so easy all you gotta do is ask if they wanna come to petsmart with you

straight boys love it when trans butch women outclass their masculinity every time

playing mario kart with a bi woman's straight bf & occasionally getting distracted by his childlike understanding of both the world & momentum physics

at the dentist w the blicky loud and asking the hygienist if she's mad at me

she gon suck whatever political power i pull outta these jorts

shootin that SALT II revisionism paint

shootin icbm ropes

do we think tiny tim grew up to have an SPH kink

CAN I GET AN AMEN 🙌

how it's made wants to show me how bricks are made. brother it's called estrogen!

do you think they have gentrifier discourse in omelas or is that something the child deals with

the housing market in omelas must be insane

YouTube video by Women - Topic China Steps

voice sample btw 👇

getting fondled in the fayette mall parking lot #nonelikehome #crossingthesamerivertwice

broooo the atchafalaya's lookin a little yogurty today dontcha think

everybody (me) wants to keep kosher til she (also me) makes jambalaya so good coach O turns larose a little frothier, a little creamier

please, mrs. b. shopping was my mother; you can call me Women

a working knowledge of suspiciously chiseled tradesmen eating ass is literally basic pet care. like rabies shots