Someone how managed to get the perfect nap before I had to wake up dumb early 😮💨😮💨
Bey tix go on sale and most people will fail
I’m gonna cuss everybody out when my alarm goes off in the morning
If you let your bitch ass dog bark for hours at a time at night, I’m wishing the worst on both you and the damn dog, idgaf
My skin has been acting up since I got really, really sick a few weeks ago and accidentally bought Vick’s tissues — I just, can we wrap this ghetto shit up??? Like girl???
This man really just put me in a bad mood and I’m even more irritated he can even manage to shift my moods — throw the whole nigga away STAT 😒😒🙄
Loud as HELL!!!
Damn I really wish I could be in bed, it just started thundering 🥺😩😣
Fellas, please stop harassing the young ladies in the gym. They just wanna work out in PEACE.
Nah, I prefer em on their knees so maybe they can keep falling for the memes like clockwork 😂😂😂 thx - management
If it’s one thing I hate is pausing my music or moving my headphones off one ear for a conversation I don’t wanna have.
Sent him this meme and said “so you single or what?” He did the rest of the work, it don’t take a lot if we being fr 😂😂😂😂
I really wish this nigga didn’t share so much like I could’ve done without knowing that, but thanks so much 🤧
110%
Ugh, such a good movie 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
MURDER WAS THE CASE!!! Omg I forgot about him 😭😭😭😭😭
100%
Lemon & ginger gone do it every time
I’m screaming cuz why did I just block her just to see you say this 😂😂😂
It gets so much worse than I thought it would 😂😂😂 def underestimated how awful the characters are
Was reminded of my favorite monologue from #Scandal. Evergreen feelings.
Actually, let's TRIPLE down on the Target boycott. 🫡
Realizing one of your closest friends secretly hates you is a truly canon event. You thinking shit sweet and they talking down on you to anyone who will listen.
Physical for sure
Let me pull out my white t-shirt so everyone can sign it!!!
A stable economy 🙃🙃🙃
OMMGGG congratulations!!! ✨✨
