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people are so extraordinary in what they can do

Kinda looks like Kegsbreth

A cartoon of a news report. The picture shows a government official doing a press conference flanked by goons. The headline reads “A man attacked federal bullets with his body” Underneath the picture is a quote saying “those bullets had families”

US government rn

Illustrator Tom Southwell’s design for a parking ticket to be used as granular background detail in 1982’s “Blade Runner”.

Only in the sense that the people who launched it without a plan or objective all get pretty defensive when criticized.

Oleg Vassiliev, Russian-American (1931-2013), The Lost Road. Early Spring, 2003-04, pencil and oil on canvas, 183.6 x 184 cm, private collection

Here's what I believe: no more business as usual in the Senate. We shouldn't be voting to proceed to normal legislation until Republicans schedule a debate and a vote and on a declaration of war against Iran. Let's see if Trump has the votes to authorize war. I bet he doesn't.

Narrator: UNIVERSES WHERE APHORISMS SUDDENLY BECOME LITERALLY TRUE COMICS Narrator: "You Are What You Eat"

Dromiceiomimus: Oh NO. Now we literally BECOME what we eat? This is it, T-Rex! This is the end! You eat too much cow and you become a cow! I eat too many carrots and my future is that of a carrot! T-Rex: FRIG! T-Rex: We're POOCHED!

Utahraptor: Wait, no! In such a universe, cannibalism is the only logical response! Utahraptor: If we eat our own, we'll become what we already are! But wait - no, this only works if ALL of us subscribe to cannibalism 100%, because ANY variance will get incorporated into us and spread amongst the larger population!

Off panel: Over time, this tends towards ALL of us becoming largely the same entity: a monstrous, writhing average of all the consumed and the consuming! A world of undifferentiated meat! T-Rex: Frig! T-Rex: I hate universes where aphorisms suddenly become literally true!!

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: a comic where precisely half of t-rex's lines are just variations of "Frig!"

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Love the expressions on both faces. And can totally relate! 😅

cartoon with self portrait of tom tomorrow talking to a weird little brain shaped guy who says hello it's me again your anxiety

my loyal companion

pan of cute biscuits decorated to look like faces

same pan baked, a horrific fucked up mass of evil

how it started/how it's going

Breaking: Arkansas Democrats just flipped a Republican seat It's the ninth red-to-blue pickup in a special election in Trump's second term

JUST IN: Democrat Alex Holladay has flipped a GOP-held seat in *Arkansas*.

Republican Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders tried hard to delay this race and wanted the seat to stay vacant for 8+ months, but the courts told her to hold it today. If she was worried, she was right to be.

Our full recap:

We are here... 💔

“Stop honoring our dead. You’re making us look bad” is the new “suckers and losers.”

SCATHING. I love it.

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I felt extremely seen watching SCTV because not only did it reflect a Canadian perspective on American culture but the low budget programming of Toronto’s CityTV (which I was very familiar with) provided constant fuel for their comedy

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This is soooo pleasing especially with SOUND ON!

It’s just such a silly argument. If people want to bring the country leftwards but think religious people shouldn’t be part of it they’re ignoring everyone from Martin Luther King to 3/4 of places where a country has moved leftward

priestly apples, painted by mary daisy arnold, 1915

priestly apples, painted by mary daisy arnold, 1915

This! The whole damn situation itself was avoidable!

Omg this is so my dog who is part pittie 🤣😭

Omg this is so my dog who is part pittie 🤣😭

💯 accurate

Nah. The real debate in America is between people who know Trump is evil and say so, and the people (like Laura!) who know Trump is corrupt and evil and lie about it for personal profit.

Thanks! Needed this.

If you are prone to middle of the night anxiety this article offers some very good approaches to dealing with it. Personally, I will get out of bed and move into my living room where I do mundane tasks such as those suggested. Good luck with this.
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YouTube video by Radiohead Radiohead TV

Radiohead just randomly started streaming live performances and random songs from their catalogue yesterday, and it's still going.....................

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USian plan for successful regime change in the Middle East:

✅ Bogus pretext of WMDs

✅ Arm militias (to become insurgents or warlords later)

✅ Activate the Kurds (to abandon later)

✅ Kill civilians

✅ No exit strategy

🔲 Get stuck in quagmire for a decade