Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership
the greatest sentence ever composed
we have invented Regime Change Via Air Superiority from the hit book, "You Cannot Force Regime Change Via Air Superiority"
the guy who wrote the literal book on this stuff is dunking on the admin:
I think you all need to see this
We *are* snowmaxxing but we *got* snowmogged
the glorious constitutional principle of "the president can't fuck with Supreme Court justices' investment portfolios" stands strong
The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyone’s ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins
you missed the best one
11/22/63
In typical king fashion it’s probably 200 pages longer than it needs to be, but it’s still a decent read. For a guy who is notoriously bad at writing endings, he nails this one imo
give me the ferments
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider
it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
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I have confirmed the gist of this report out of federal court in Minnesota today from a source familiar.
If you have more information about the District of Minnesota—either the court or the U.S. Attorney's Office—and how they are handling all of this, please reach out. I am at crg.32 on Signal.
every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”
Yahoo with the frontrunner for Most Insane Social Graphic of 2026
I want to invent time travel just to show this image to a Pharaoh
From the NY Post. You know they are really scrambling when they are running "The gun was no angel" stories.
Good morning @hulcricket.bsky.social
It’s Penguin Awareness Day which seems like a great excuse to post the greatest ever Wikipedia edit.
i'm boycotting the nfl until they let the chiefs back into the playoffs. i mean obviously i'll watch the games and talk about them and everything, but i will not purchase any of the teams
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It’s good! The actual RPG elements are deeper and more interesting than Skyrim.
There are some quirks because it’s, in essence, a 20 year old game but for a change of pace it’s fun to explore and lose yourself in for a bit
Once every few years I’ll start a new play through of Skyrim or A Fallout. Have a blast for a few weeks, get super into the lore for a bit, and then I retire it for a while more.
The Oblivion remaster filled that role this year
Even though I essentially never finish them, it’s always a good time.
I’m in the stands with the dumbest Miami fans alive, we’re all eating paint chips from a bucket and yelling “rent free!” because it feels good, later we’re going to the worst bar you’ve ever seen and getting into a fight with a guy named Dante
The Avatar franchise is a litmus test for who can turn their brain off and Enjoy Movie and who has lost that ability. Never lose that ability.
Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
