🏴‍☠️ wafflestomper ☠️

Sounds like proper self care to me! Have a good one handsome

oof I can just imagine what he has to say about it 🫥

it was such a great mix of humour, cringe and feels that actually hit

had been waiting for this all year and was so glad it didn’t disappoint. career high for dylan o brien.

I will make sure you eat something before going out and drinking all night, and take a jacket with you coz you’ll definitely be cold later. Found my bestie asleep on the bathroom floor this week and brought him a blanket and a pillow. I’m the mom friend.

feed two birds with one scone
[woke edition]

my current view as I sip a glass of cab sav on the roof of my bnb and catch up on what’s happening with my bloomfies

Bubs looks so good in lilac 💜

🖤

eh cliches are underrated 🤷🏻‍♂️ do what you want and enjoy what you do. it’s more fun that way. only alive once etc ☺️

thanks 🥰 I love having lighter coloured hair

pic of someone drinking from a mug with coded messaging on it

must’ve been the wind 🍉

Aaaah yes these kinds of pics always hit 🤌🏻

An amber cloudscape with the sun peeking from behind a silver veil of fog as seen outside the window of my flight

sunset from the air

this straight white american couple in front of me in the check-in cue will not stop making out. and they’re grown up.
queer pda = subversive and punk
str8 pda = annoying and gross

aggressively rolling my eyes at them whenever they come up for air

bruh you’re fast approaching unc-hood

the goji berry battle is a dark stain on our history…

contemplating getting a tatt in comic sans

Unc is old, which is the absolute worst thing you could be in their opinion lol
apart from “cringe”, which I feel you automatically are if you’re unc

My face card

at a vegan restaurant in the airport populated by no less than 12 Gen Z girls who all look like the same girl but in different fonts. I’ve no doubt that they would describe me as both “unc” and “chopped”

my comfort flick

problematic bed time gap relationship

instagram reels are just now learning that the rapture that never happened.

a spiky looking pale green plant with a dark purple / indigo and heliotrope coloured bloom beginning to peek out

my tilandsia started blooming this week for the first time ever. it’s made me so happy. just been staring at it with a silly smile on my face

me to that barista when I see them

Crazy how many people think Halloween is American when the name is too creative for a country whose other holidays include Flag Day, 4th of July, and President's Day.

Lucky darkness

only coz I've spent like 5 years tuning my algorithms to only see the detritus I want 😛