@zgreenberg.bsky.social
Scientist π¨π»βπ¬ | Medical Student π¨π»ββοΈ | Baker Philadelphia π | he/him π³οΈβπ
Well it is now!!
29.10.2025 22:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dad!! Come sit and cuddle on the couch NOW
29.10.2025 19:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Working. And Iβm miserable
29.10.2025 19:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me @ myself - I should subscribe to Hallmark+ now before the rushβ¦
29.10.2025 19:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0πππ
Why isnβt the government working for me, specifically??
You donβt understand, I am overdue for a smothering
28.10.2025 21:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I knew you would!!!
28.10.2025 17:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Please circle back!!
28.10.2025 17:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I thought we decided thatβs stupid and they need to stop charging the clocks
28.10.2025 17:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Eggies!
27.10.2025 11:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was supposed to be there today! But I rescheduled because I wanted to see Jane π
27.10.2025 00:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0ππββοΈ here are 2 attentions!!
27.10.2025 00:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You have my number, thereβs no need to subskeet me!
26.10.2025 21:46 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0hi lat!
26.10.2025 16:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
26.10.2025 14:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0πͺοΈ
Favorite emoji atm. All encompassing
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24.10.2025 21:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh Iβm on my way. This is an emergency.
24.10.2025 10:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The headache Iβve had all day put in more work than I did all week
22.10.2025 22:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π«‘π«‘π«‘
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Iβm just a (hotdog) hole, sir @mallemaroking.bsky.social
21.10.2025 19:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Have we made a decision?
21.10.2025 18:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I cannot wait to go home, get in my comfy clothes, and watch a spooky movie to soothe my soul.
Is this what itβs like to be @ptklein.com ?
Nutty pumpkin is the sugary treat I look forward to every autumn.
21.10.2025 12:35 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ππββοΈ
21.10.2025 11:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Congrats!
21.10.2025 03:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Heβs just so cute!!!!!
21.10.2025 01:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just lifted weights for the first time since March 2023. In that time, a family of spiders had taken up residence on my dumbbells
20.10.2025 22:16 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Heβs not tapping me π₯Ί
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