Today we’re learning How to Survive fer-de-lance and meeting famous people with @gregproops.bsky.social !

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Full of bangers

58 reactions · 6 comments | After 263 days in the shelter, Dino is still waiting behind kennel bars despite meet & greets and so much interest — and we can’t understand why this sweet, big-hearted boy... After 263 days in the shelter, Dino is still waiting behind kennel bars despite meet & greets and so much interest — and we can’t understand why this sweet, big-hearted boy hasn’t been chosen yet. At....

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Gorgeous 2 year old husky!!
Needs a home!! Contact the shelter if you're interested.

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Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter
3320 Beltagh Ave, Wantagh, NY 11793
(516) 785-5220

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The text on the center flyer reads:

ICE goons:
You will face justice in this life and the next.
You will rot in jail, and burn in hell.
Resign. Repent. Repay.

The other fliers simply say ICE OUT with a flower.

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As someone who lives minutes from Culver City, let me tell you, this is absolutely hilarious.

“Four words: His and her massage!” By @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social

Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/how-to-show-...

How to Show Motherly Love to Your Son on Valentine’s Day By Victoria Beckham Four words: His and her massage!

New Belladonna piece up today for lovers...and mothers!
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Today we’re learning How to Survive losing your limbs and teeth with Macey Isaacs!

So great to have the embodiment of dumbfuck America, Tom Brady on stage as Green Day sings American Idiot

My favorite genre of Epstein emails are powerful people emailing WITH JEFFREY EPSTEIN about how MeToo has gone too far and the woke mob must be stopped.

Today we’re giving you a sneak peek at a bonus episode as we learn How to Survive the ER!

Luckily these popcorn buckets double as barf receptacles!

Today we’re learning How to Survive when a protest or birth plan go awry with @johnquaintance.bsky.social!

Aw, thanks!

I, Timothée Chalamet, Just Want To Play A Guy Who’s Not Good At Anything My doctor would be ever so grateful

Please check out my new humor piece on Slackjaw!
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Today we’re learning How to Survive rehab and troubled teen programs with Charlie Nelson Jacobs!

🚨"This is nuts! What the f*ck is going on, this is insane! ICE is just trying to scare people; they tell you it's only immigrants—it's f*cking anybody!" -furious Minneapolis resident tells our @zdroberts.bsky.social after ICE shot a man in the leg tonight. LIVE NOW ⬇️

Which one?

Marco’s jizz? As an offering?

I’m Your Extremely High-Waisted Pants and I’m Starting to Feel Neglected, Rachel You’re a weak, torso-less coward.

A lifetime in the making, this comedic piece I wrote for The Belladonna is near and dear to my waist, er, heart. Please to enjoy!

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How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine Comedy Interviews Podcast · Updated Weekly · A comedy survival podcast about the disasters you fear, the chaos you don’t expect, and the daily hassles that make you wish you were dead. Hosts Danielle ...

Today we’re learning How to Survive a haunted house in Ojai!

Today we’re learning How to Survive Uber with Oliver Pardo!

I have it on DVD

In the past when we destabilized another country, we at least had the decency to lie about it being about oil.

Today we’re learning How to Survive losing your voice and network censors with Gary Mann!

In response to the CIA drone strike on Venezuela, Maduro has called Trump “ a fargin ice hole”.

Today we’re learning How to Survive being ill-prepared for life and Burning Man with @jordanmorris.bsky.social!

Our 10 Most Popular Posts of 2025 A brief look back.

I made the Most Popular Posts on Chortle!
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