Incursion, not excursion!
Today we’re learning How to Survive birth control and vasectomies with Jeff Lewis!
Now Timothée’s going to have to master ballet in three months to play Baryishnikov, isn’t he?
Speaking of that, we finally started watching The Wire. You done good.
Today we’re learning How to Survive a heated rivalry!
Today we’re learning How to Survive fer-de-lance and meeting famous people with @gregproops.bsky.social !
@howtosurvive.bsky.social
Full of bangers
Please repost for DINO.
Gorgeous 2 year old husky!!
Needs a home!! Contact the shelter if you're interested.
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Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter
3320 Beltagh Ave, Wantagh, NY 11793
(516) 785-5220
Facebook video 👇
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The text on the center flyer reads:
ICE goons:
You will face justice in this life and the next.
You will rot in jail, and burn in hell.
Resign. Repent. Repay.
The other fliers simply say ICE OUT with a flower.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
As someone who lives minutes from Culver City, let me tell you, this is absolutely hilarious.
“Four words: His and her massage!” By @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social
Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/how-to-show-...
New Belladonna piece up today for lovers...and mothers!
thebelladonnacomedy.com/how-to-show-...
Today we’re learning How to Survive losing your limbs and teeth with Macey Isaacs!
So great to have the embodiment of dumbfuck America, Tom Brady on stage as Green Day sings American Idiot
My favorite genre of Epstein emails are powerful people emailing WITH JEFFREY EPSTEIN about how MeToo has gone too far and the woke mob must be stopped.
Today we’re giving you a sneak peek at a bonus episode as we learn How to Survive the ER!
Luckily these popcorn buckets double as barf receptacles!
Today we’re learning How to Survive when a protest or birth plan go awry with @johnquaintance.bsky.social!
Aw, thanks!
Today we’re learning How to Survive rehab and troubled teen programs with Charlie Nelson Jacobs!
🚨"This is nuts! What the f*ck is going on, this is insane! ICE is just trying to scare people; they tell you it's only immigrants—it's f*cking anybody!" -furious Minneapolis resident tells our @zdroberts.bsky.social after ICE shot a man in the leg tonight. LIVE NOW ⬇️
Which one?
Marco’s jizz? As an offering?
A lifetime in the making, this comedic piece I wrote for The Belladonna is near and dear to my waist, er, heart. Please to enjoy!
thebelladonnacomedy.com/im-your-extr...
Today we’re learning How to Survive Uber with Oliver Pardo!
I have it on DVD
In the past when we destabilized another country, we at least had the decency to lie about it being about oil.
