Chris Williams

a man in a red shirt is tied up by a man in a brown hat and says i have a permit ALT: a man in a red shirt is tied up by a man in a brown hat and says i have a permit

Wait, I know this reference

Dean Cain could’ve been a Brendan Fraser, but decided to be a Steven Segal.

I had to use a chat bot to troubleshoot a server issue. Now I need a shower. A silkwood shower.

This is your LAST CALL! Only 12 hours remain before the campaign ends for good. You can still order the special pin and Hercules 1417 as add-ons, so don't miss out! Visit beehivebooks.com/wonder to make your selection.

Article 1, Section 9 & 10 have been removed from the official Govt website on the US Constitution. Among numerous points:
•Section 9 forbids suspending The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus
•Section 10 forbids ex post facto laws

This better be a joke. Ignoring these is full blow dictatorship

Dave makes a good newsletter.

a close up of a man with a beard wearing a red shirt and smiling . ALT: a close up of a man with a beard wearing a red shirt and smiling .

Kharlo playing Wii Sports

GitHub CEO delivers stark message to developers: Embrace AI or get out. Thomas Dohmke wrote that humans are often resistant to change. He said that's okay, but these people should probably find another profession.

AI is so good, we have to threaten our developers to use it. www.businessinsider.com/github-ceo-d...

Texas will send police after Democrats for breaking quorum, but not into a school to save children.

Our publishing side Dark Gods Press is now live. Novelists if you need support, we'll produce and publish your work.

Horror is universal
Horror is political
Horror is queer
No one can tell you otherwise

Submitting to Dark Gods Press Dark Gods Press: your indie press for great horror.

Let's try this. darkgodspress.com/submissions/

Call it a soft launch.

WH is doing the full "look over there" bit.

"by next comie"

Every PayPal email notification looks like a phishing attempt.

Only 6 days in the Kickstarter campaign for DAS PASTORAS AND GUILLERMO DEL TORO’S NEW BOOK ON GREEK MYTHS ends!
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Blackmail, The American Magazine interior, December 1949 painted by Tom Lovell

How I imagine my editor's side eye reading my manuscript.

Grats!

I don’t think I’ll ever get over the feeling of someone hyping a book I wrote. It wrecks me, it humbles me, it motivates me. Follow @fromthemixedupdesk.bsky.social

Screenshot of my iPad

Honestly surprised these social media apps don’t have an iPad version.

It was fantastic fine.

Do you think dogs also see their head sideways and think, that can't be right?

The Texas State Senate – E-mail Comment Form

Texas Senate is open to public comments if you wanted to let them know how you feel about the illegal proposed redistricting. senate.texas.gov/redistrictin...

The Texas State Senate – E-mail Comment Form

Texas Senate is open to public comments if you wanted to let them know how you feel about the illegal proposed redistricting. senate.texas.gov/redistrictin...

two men are standing next to each other and one of them is wearing a woman 's necklace and earrings . ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one of them is wearing a woman 's necklace and earrings .

Pitching my book: it’s this gritty crime noir with cosmic horror and body gore and.…

Later groups showing it the correct emoji

Go home, Illustrator. You’re drunk!

Close up of book cover with a old lady emoji

Well something changed since update my software. This was supposed to be the 👻 emoji!

Zoom moderator: Everyone in the conference room is muted, correct?

Room: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

It should have been the other guy, but he took one for the team.