Nelle ☕️

Nelle ☕️

@caffeineheadache.bsky.social

18+ pls! She/They/Whatever's funniest for the bit Icon by @keymonster.bsky.social

1,188 Followers 2,169 Following 516 Posts Joined Sep 2023
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I’m sorry, the suffering is infinite and things are genuinely fucking dire, but it is truly hilarious that the nazis ran into the middle east while screaming “logistics and diplomacy are fake and gay” and now they’re trying to ask everyone else to fix the strait of hormuz because tfw no more THAADs

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2 weeks ago

Fun fact, I got permanently banned from r/survivor for posting about this when it first happened.

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Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
The Iran National Soccer Team is welcome to The World Cup, but I really don't believe it is appropriate that they be there, for their own life and safety. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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So I don’t think a sitting president has ever threatened the life of a soccer team coming to their country’s World Cup?

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2 days ago

They call people who don't like ai "denialists" and meanwhile the dude is just saying this out loud

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The billboard company took their money.

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A picture of Brian with the text 

Sometimes the vibes are fucked
And the only thing to do is thrive against all odds
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4 days ago

today is the day

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will remember jay as the person who deleted lexi alexander and link, worked hard to cut palestinians off from their one chance at survival, ignored the ongoing abuse of Black and trans users, and then when confronted about the whole thing said 'waffles'. and for that fugly no caesars shirt.

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In clear detail, how the Labour government and NHS are deliberately deceiving the British public in order to ban the existence of trans people under 18

And yes, banning existence is genocide

🧵 👇

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Every day of life under Trump is waking up to a headline like, “Wyoming is missing”

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DON’T BELIEVE CVS. THIS IS AN ANTI-TRUST BILL.

You may have received texts from CVS asking you to “protect pharmacy access.” HB1959/SB2040 simply breaks up Big Healthcare’s vertically integrated monopoly by separating PBMs from pharmacies. If it passes, CVS isn’t going anywhere

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Greedy
Dimwitted
Chode

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If the Dems who win in the 2026 midterms get squeamish about prosecuting this administration, we'll need to elect a bunch of new people running on Nuremberg shit for 2028. This isn't a joke. It's the law. It's justice. Biden let Trump back in the WH and this happened because Joe didn't do his job

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I must once again point out that one group of stupid people thought that the guy who uses “Palestinian” as an epithet to refer to a Jewish person he deems insufficiently loyal to Israel would help Palestinians, while a different group of stupid people don’t think the same guy is an anti-Semite.

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The Trump administration is treating disabled veterans like criminals.

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Back on Dec 5, a fleeting moment of Yuletide goodwill inspired me to write three postcards to randomly selected South Dakota inmates. One of them actually responded to me, though it took over three weeks for her letter to arrive. I proceeded to send her another letter, as did my grandmother. 🧵

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My childhood unironically

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4 days ago

squirtle should be s-tier just for the hunter biden cuck chair photos

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here’s my first attempt at a zine that was written with a conservative rural audience in mind. these are people who are nominally on the edge, but more often against, these detention facilities despite their politics. It is meant to be emotionally confrontational. It is meant to force the issue.

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Paxton Moves To Sue School Over "Bathroom Violation" - Joe.My.God. The Texas Tribune reports: Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton’s office announced Friday it has notified Austin ISD of a citizen complaint via a state tip line alleging a violation of Senate Bill 8, als...

'Texas Values is headed by longtime anti-LGBTQ activist whose wife left him for a woman.'

www.joemygod.com/2026/03/paxt...

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Master Chief voice actor Steve Downes slams White House for using ‘Halo’ footage in its ‘disgusting and juvenile war porn’ video

“I did not participate in nor was l of consulted, nor do I endorse the use my voice in this video, or the message it conveys ... remove my voice immediately"

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1 week ago
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Trump blocks FBI terror threat alert linked to Iran war Top Trump officials ordered it placed on hold over concerns that it could show the domestic risk of the war and further erode public support.

“The White House did not deny blocking the terror bulletin”: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

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Trump is adding anti-trans provisions to SAVE America Act Trump appears to be using culture-war issues, which are popular among Republican voters, to increase the pressure on Republican lawmakers to back the bill.

Trump is adding anti-trans provisions to SAVE America Act

www.democracydocket....

#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

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1 week ago

this is extremely sad and i understand why the plug was pulled but the assets situation also makes me think about how much we are losing institutionally from the past several years of studio closures

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I woke up punchy. I’m so sick of these motherfuckers and their bombs and their rapes and their violence.

We could be happy. We could have nice things like healthcare and childcare and UBI. It actually wouldn’t be that hard.

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