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can we have every f1 race starting at australian gp start time actually? 11pm is perfect for me and me specifically. doesn't interfere with anything important, im always up from 11-1 anyways, there are zero issues for me in particular, which is of course the only view that matters

going to the soup store, i'll let you guys know what i find

youtube ads are so great and cool and relevant to the searches at hand

I have installed the 'Microslop' extension and all is right in the universe

got basically no progress done on my stupid ass pfp drawing today, so that's cool

i still wanna know what insane person thought "yeah this song that's entirely gibberish in a made up language where only like 30 words actually have translations? Let's write down all the lyrics to it yeah." Thank you soldier, we are all better off for your work

based and unconditional-lovepilled

okay but what if i told you that i can be your liaison? something simple you can settle on? i can be your liaison? in the middle of an avalon?

haribo twin snakes are a blessing that humanity does not deserve to have

a close up of a troll with a surprised look on his face . ALT: a close up of a troll with a surprised look on his face .

because speedrunning killed my grandma, okay!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU GUYS AREN'T GONNA BELIEVE THIS

gandalf the grey implies other colors of gandalf, such as white perchance

and ubisoft+ being removed from game pass will somehow make the price go up another $5

what are the kalshit betting odds on ubisoft going under by the end of the year?

i love eating drywall

sometimes i genuinely can't tell if i'm being ironic or whether my sense of humor has just gone down the shitter

(to the tune of creep) but im a little lad. im a wierdo. what the hell i love berries. also i love cream

also working on this one that i might figure out, but i realised angling a head and figuring out the perspective and all that is wayyyyy outta my league atm

based heavily off the old one obv:

new self portrait very very very early WIP

Can't figure out how to position a face for the life of me lmao

a man singing into a microphone while holding a guitar ALT: a man singing into a microphone while holding a guitar

I'M HEARING VOICES, ANIMAL NOISES
THE CREME DE LA CREME, THE FEMININE ABYSS
AND I'M REACHING MY THRESHOLD
STARING AT THE TRUTH TIL I'M BLIND

thank you, it means a lot and i'm sorry to worry you. i'm not in danger or anything, just not at my best rn. i don't fully know how i'm feeling to be honest, i just have a lot of shit going on that i don't really wanna talk about, at least not in a public space if that's ok.

no babe im actually super cool i promise im actually really super funny and sexy and interesting and social and sexy and clean and organized and sexy and super popular and have no major problems with socializing and did i mention extremely sexy?

the gosh darn woke mob want to turn st patricks day into st pronouns day! and instead of wearing green you have to wear the gaybow (gay rainbow), and instead of ignoring the actual holiday and mindlessly drinking they wanna... oh wait they still like the alcoholism part?

just watched a video on the atlas moth. footlong wingspan, it evolved so the tips of it's wings look like an actual cobra snake to scare off predators. oh and it also evolved to no mouth to eat with so it just kinda dies a week after metamorphosis. truly incredible stuff mother nature delivers

konnichiwa bitches

"greatest acting moments in cinema history" and all of them are white men yelling really loudly with the slightest hint of emotion in their voice

chiken mcuggie

Watching my first full Indycar race besides the Indy 500 rn. feel like 50% of this race has been either side-by-side with commercials or fully interrupted by commercials. It's a bit weird and frustrating to watch, and kinda leaves a bad taste as someone who's used to watching f1 races with no breaks

Konnor Griffin has 3 hits for 3 homers so far in spring training. He's only hitting 0.250, so could theoretically be a lot better, but that's still hugely promising in a small sample size. Hopefully the Buccos don't fumble this