divine slut

i live in a house of classic children's media nerd/enthusiasts, so this conversation occurred organically

we talk about girl dinner all the time

what about girl breakfast?
today it's red bull, mania, and spite

i hate when people look at a trans woman who has been on hrt for years who has done a fuckload of work to get where she is, completely ignore all that, and tell her it must be nice to be so lucky

like wow hey thanks, I worked really hard to get here I appreciate you pretending this was easy

almost like you were built to be boobalicious

Google search results for "electrode," including a description of an electrode and a diagram of a cathode and anode. there is a pokéball in the corner of the page, indicating the searched term is a pokémon that can be caught by Google's pokémon search game

Google search results for "electrode," including a description of an electrode and a diagram of a cathode and anode. a pokéball in the center of the page is shaking to determine if the pokémon on the page has been caught

these "Who's that Pokémon?"s are getting way too hard

Reminder that defending porn is an absolute requirement for the right to free speech. you will lose all autonomy trying to scrub uncomfortable content.

A page from Amira in Barrel's Bottom featuring Bunny pulling a pube out of her mouth and instructing Amira to get on top.

A page from Amira in Barrel's Bottom, an extremely blurry/pixelated censorship over lesbian frotting

A page from Amira in Barrel's Bottom, an extremely blurry/pixelated censorship over lesbian frotting

Lesbian frotting! treat yourself to some dyke porn today 👇🥵

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if ur wife is making soup and brings you a spoonful to try you are legally obligated to say “good soup”

if you'd like to donate to the $700 3 foot miku plush fund my cashapp is $karaclysm119 and that is currently the only way to directly give me money, im sorry

i know i deleted all of my gock posts but i am trans so i deserve your reparations if you're cis 🥺👉👈

honestly, logging into bluesky is not very appealing bc everyone is just posting variations of the same inside joke that i missed bc I'm not online at all times, so it just feels like listening to a conversation in a foreign language

"Someone should probably tell the rich that workers banding together to present formal address of grievances is the alternative we worked out a long time ago to breaking down the factory owner's front door and beating him to death in front of his family? I feel like they forgot."

I still stand by this.

bangs.

I mean this really honestly and seriously, I am not convinced “China” (or whatever specific actors are involved) has worse intent or less care for me and my data than the Meta Corporation, Elon Musk, or Blackrock or whatever American financial services company owns it now.

I would like to hit my "I'm so hot people buy me things" phase thank u

ur my favorite niche internet micro celebrity 🤩

🚨MODS!!!!!
a cute girlboy liked my post!!!! (*giggling and blushing and kicking my feet*)
give her a kiss from me, now!!!!🚨

it is cool and normal to emerge from the bathroom a changed women every now and then

Dr Topper Mtn Explosion

Um errr

Im trying to Mtn Explosion if you'll be my Dr Topper

she powder on my nose until i bathroom

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE]

she hum on my monk till you lus'

when will they invent the HR Giger counter? need to know when there's hot transsexual alien babes within my immediate vicinity

🚨🚨MAJOR ALERT: IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24 HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW, AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON

morbidly depressed, polysaturated, moving back into my mom's house

that was my grandma you just blocked smh

Healthcare isn’t supposed to make money

These are the Democrats that want to throw trans people under the bus.

oh i missed them so much

i wish i was in my gf's arms in her bed rn ngl