Brandon Pennington

In an alternate universe, Jamie Lee Curtis and Laurie Metcalf have an award-winning sitcom as sisters. We deserve that timeline.

You know what I haven’t heard in a long time? Double mint gum commercials. Just one day, you woke up and watched a double mint commercial with its catchy little jingle for the last time.

“And to all a good night.”

Painted this piece on Christmas to signify the end of the holiday.

Finished reading How to Sell a Haunted House by Grady Hendrix and enjoyed the book. But one thing really bothered me - it was made clear in the description of the house it was a one story.

The cover art is a two story.

My husband is making me watch Hot Frosty. Send help.

Does your mind ever betray you? Like, I’ll innocently be scooping up some food for my pups out of the bin and my mind goes “What if there’s a rattlesnake in there?” 😳😳

That moment when a cousin is complaining on Facebook that it’s “ludacris” the amount of homework his teachers assigned to his kids and he was helping them until their bedtime. Should I tell him he may want to get outside help?

I’m never the one to turn “Great British Bake Off” on but after like two episodes I can’t help but finish an entire season in one sitting. 😂

Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner? Because it was ready to serve up some fowl language!

Happy Thanksgiving, Bluesky people!

More like rugROTTED!

Just kidding! You were my favorite on season 5! I’m so glad I’ve seen you on season 6 so many times and can’t wait to see more of your work!

No one mourns the wicked… or the people waiting for part 2. 😂

This Thanksgiving, I’m hoping for understanding, empathy, connection, & a table where the only arguments are about whether cranberry sauce even belongs there.

I’ve put up with conservative ideology before that sparked me to leave gatherings & it is no longer tolerated. ✌🏻

Quite honestly, I think rural communities /nay/ all communities would benefit so much by being required to take a civics class every five years or so. 😩

Southeastern Ky is full of magic like this 🤗

I’m either:

1.) At work
2.) At the gym
3.) with my dogs
4.) thinking about the gym
5.) wondering if my dogs miss me
6.) missing my dogs
7.) hanging out with the hubs
8.) caving into whatever new habit/obsession my adhd has manifested
9.) sleeping

I’m a simple man really 😂

Thank you!

We do a secret Santa every year for our family instead of buying for every adult. This year, I drew my papaw. So for one of his gifts, I thought I would paint his puppy that passed a few years back. He loved that little dog more than any thing else in this world.

Thinking about cancelling my gym membership. I burn enough calories letting my husky in and out all winter long.

Just going to throw this out there…. Ariana deserves an Oscar. #Wicked

One thing I never did on the bird app was share my art. This is a painting I donated to our silent auction at a tourism conference here in Kentucky. Should I share my art? Is this a space to share that?

To anyone who tells me it’s too early to put up a tree, /yule/ be fine. There’s room for turkey and tinsels! Christmas officially begins after my birthday with a break between for turkey. 😂

I’ll tell ya, Ive just had my fill of “O come, all you hangry,” “All I want for Thanksgiving is Gravy,” and “We wish you merry leftovers”! 😂

I’m usually in the too early camp but here I am hauling out the Holly 😂

It’s official, this Tuesday morning, November 19 to be exact, I’ve switched over to my Christmas playlist. I’ve decked the halls of my Apple Music, I’m jingling all the bells, and I’ve went from blah blah blah to fa la la!

Love it! 😍

Chappell Roan and Sabrina Carpenter singing duet.

Sabrina Carpenter and Chappell Roan will have a duet in Sabrina’s Netflix holiday special out December 6th.

Pretty sure it’s like 53 degrees in my home at the moment, however, as the proud #dogdad of these two huskies… it’s all worth it.

a man is dancing in a living room with a red chair and a picture on the wall that says blue skidoo ALT: a man is dancing in a living room with a red chair and a picture on the wall that says blue skidoo

You blue skidoo! 😂😂

Although my birthday was 2 days ago, my mother came in clutch with this birthday dinner celebration today! 🥳