Magneto Apologist 🎃

If you need a reason to not off yourself just yet!

Done. Let me know what you think? 🤔

If I wasn't working this weekend and we coordinated, I could've been Majima

Kiryu-chan!~❤️

You'll pry these Oxford commas out of my cold, dead, third thing hands

don't let kids watch this product #freeMKD

THE LOST BOYS (1987)

Afternoon bump. I’m sorry to ask, but I really do need at least another $400 to make the medical care I need while moving possible.

I dont know her

I had to increase my goal again. I have about $60 left to my name, my savings are completely gone.

Why do Old Navy commercials look like Wes Anderson films

Hmmm well...get to it lol

Why do Old Navy commercials look like Wes Anderson films

graphics: a slender naked human body with the head of a one eyed, wide mouthed sharp toothed monster and very long light blue tentacled hair. the body is in an almost fetal-like position.

magazine screenshot (1989) archive.org/details/logi...

what a nerd i love him

Sexy plasma beta-hcg quantitative test

uh gonna have to be creative for this one

Imagine calling people being against nazi shit as "woke"

No, it's holding someone accountable

They're dissolvable so it's fine 👍

Day 11 post-surgery update: one of my stitches fell out at work yesterday 👍

SAM NEILL GENERAL JOHN MACARTHUR If you were to commit a murder, how would you do it? It's got to be big! No slipping something into someones drink, that's just pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a stain on the road. There's probably a couple of people I'd put under a steamroller, but I won't say who they are, otherwise when they see a steamroller coming their way they'll be on full alert. And steamrollers don't go very fast...

Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

Guy laying on the ground. Caption reads "Go into the basement, Naoto."

Assorted lifting weights placed in a corner. Caption reads "There you will find your weapon."

Man flexing muscles

Guy lit from behind with harsh light holding weights

Bloody Muscle Body Builder In Hell (Shinichi Fukazawa, 1995)

Day 9 post-surgery update: all we are is mucus, only mucus

Also the hat

They're both so good, but I personally think Bandido ekes it out. The man is just too dang bouncy & flippity.

We are a central nervous system and the point of it is to create more mucus

Day 9 post-surgery update: all we are is mucus, only mucus

A drawing of a nalgene water bottle that is full of water, with Ultraman kaiju Gubila, Guesra, and Eleking swimming inside of it. In the upper right-hand corner of the composition is Ultraman pointing directly at the viewer. Underneath it says, "Ultraman says, 'It's was your water bottle Wednesday! You never know what monsters are growing in there!" A small watermark saying @bennygesserit appears next to the water bottle.

Ultraman says: It's Wash Your Water Bottle Wednesday!

If you've forgotten for a while to give your water bottle a good scrub, today's the perfect day for a fresh start 💜

A wonderful coming of age story ❤️

Holy Moly GIF Alt: Dr. Alan Grant taking his sunglasses off in astonishment

It's beautiful...

A rose that shifts from warm orange at the centre to pink at the edges.

One of the last surviving roses of the year (Magic Harlequin). 🌱