Magneto Apologist

Magneto Apologist

@magnetoapologist.bsky.social

Lauren. πŸŒ™ She/Her. Milwaukeean. Healing. I love things both spooky & cute. Certified Medical Laboratory Scientist. πŸ”¬ Magneto did nothing wrong. It's safe here, rest.🌿 IG: instagram.com/laurensporens

528 Followers 201 Following 3,183 Posts Joined Aug 2023
3 hours ago
A welcome sign with a tabby cat and behind it are the ruins of Largo di Torre Argentina A close up of the ruins One of the cats who lives at the sanctuary hiding behind some bushes

My Ides of March fun fact is that the place where Caesar was stabbed is now a cat sanctuary, and I think it’s beautiful that creatures with tiny knives on their feet live there

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3 hours ago

Sad to see the Ides of March becoming commercialised like this. I really feel like we're losing track of the true spirit of the holiday. It's not about how many knives you can stick in a tyrant all at once, it's about the whole community coming together to stab the tyrant as many times as possible.

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1 day ago
click and point adventure.
lots of robed people.
george bush is at a fair with robin hood. george bush: i'm busy.
top sliver of screen:
ransom: 300    outlaws: 34     score: 3645 of 7325

conquests of the longbow: the legend of robin hood, screenshot, dos (1991) www.mobygames.com/game/1967/co...

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2 days ago

Bruh it really is my Honda Civic and I against the world this week. The wind tonight is bonkers, woobly & wobbly on the interstate, never been blown like that before πŸ’¨

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3 days ago

This is a population the size of the STATE OF NEVADA.

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3 days ago
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3 days ago

"I drink alone"

Well yeah, now you do

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3 days ago

You've just been documenting the world as it is 😌

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3 days ago

Just sayin πŸ‘€

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3 days ago

Not tryna flex, but my reflexes are insane

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3 days ago
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a car is driving down a road and the words deja vu are above it ALT: a car is driving down a road and the words deja vu are above it
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3 days ago

tried to get me to join them

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3 days ago
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a yellow sports car is parked in front of a brick building . Alt: a yellow sports car driven dramatically by nicolas cage, it smashes through a window
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3 days ago

Tested out my new tires tonight by completely evading a deer that tried to kill itself using my car, not today Stagen

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4 days ago

as a jrpg fan, my primary interests in video games are raising and lowering sewer gates, such as to manipulate the water level

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4 days ago

I hear that woman's voice in my head all the time

"I'm so sick of yur shit"

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6 days ago

yall mind if a white boy speaks a little espaΓ±ol

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6 days ago
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AGENT ASHCROFT? WELL HOW THE HELL ARE YOU? UMBRELLA? GOOD IDEA, YOU NEVER KNOW WITH THIS WEATHER.

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5 days ago

Too fuckin comfortable

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5 days ago

Oh no you're good, I can look further. You didn't even have to look at all! But I appreciate it πŸ™‚

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5 days ago

Now I need it in my city

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5 days ago

In Milwaukee, i mean, this is where Surviving Edged Weapons was filmed

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5 days ago

No actually tho

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6 days ago
Why leon cant use typewriters anymore in resident evil 9
Leon prepares to type on typewriter
He is too strong and his big beefy muscles smash the typewriter instead

LEON SMASH #re9

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6 days ago

Are there knife fight classes

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6 days ago

Strongly suspect that as this war and its negative effects escalate, we're gonna see a massive increase in disinfo and unsourced "news" - starting right the hell now.

PLEASE don't share "breaking" news from rando or disreputable accounts who provide no links.

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1 week ago
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🩷 Ιͺα΄›'ꜱ κœ±α΄œα΄˜α΄‡Κ€ α΄‡κœ°κœ°α΄‡α΄„α΄›Ιͺᴠᴇ! 🩷

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1 week ago

How're you going to be this loud and this wrong on a wrestling website?

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1 week ago

Oh Leon S. Kennedy

the woman that you are

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1 week ago

I've seen your other responses, yeah we all have the choice to get out and vote, HOWEVER, it IS a candidate's job to make themselves, as a potential future president, worth voting for.

It comes from the top down

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