Sarah

Sarah

@flowershopsarah.bsky.social

Professional floral wrangler, and aging gamer, who knows that Organ Trail was the real gateway drug. Into books, nature, and FOTS.

1,610 Followers 501 Following 1,861 Posts Joined Oct 2024
1 hour ago

Karma will get you every time. She always knew better.

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2 hours ago

You might want to get your hands on those Board of Directors reports, this may go all the way to the top!

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2 hours ago
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Wait, don’t you mean Larry?

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2 hours ago

I really appreciate how the quotes reads as if “Don’t verify Jerry” is a top Blue Sky strategy and that he is happy to continue this path.

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2 hours ago

We allll need a a good lounger after spinning like a Ross, mother or daughter, in the grocery section. The Divas always make it look easy.

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3 hours ago

Absolutely and it’s such a crazy coincidence, when my neighbors start up, suddenly my my windows are dirty. I don’t know how that happens but I’ve got to clean them.

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4 hours ago

If that stunning number is your old outfit, I know you are stunning in your new number. Lol

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8 hours ago

Trump does not exist in a vacuum, this is all the doing of the GOP. From town dog catcher all the way to the White House, the entire party stand behind him and must all be removed from office.

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8 hours ago
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a woman in a red dress is dancing on stage ALT: a woman in a red dress is dancing on stage

When you find your completely alone in the produce section. All the fruit is miiine!!!

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8 hours ago
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a man with long hair is wearing a black shirt that says ckma on it Alt: Matt Mercer, legendary DND dungeon master, folding a rule book and issuing his decree “I’ll allow it.”

Kat Abughazaleh is friendly with dangerous “Master” who control the entire world in a clandestine campaign.

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10 hours ago

Just send this picture as your submission with the title “Had inner office emergency. Need a few more hours.”

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10 hours ago

Alas, the bird is alive so we can’t go full Gwen.

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10 hours ago

This is weirdly a great name.

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10 hours ago
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You bring to us, the internet, something we need to see…. in a box….

The gulls name should be Seven.

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10 hours ago

That joke was absolutely awful…. and I appreciate it even more. Thank you.

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12 hours ago

That’s what I did. I wanted a standalone novel first. Mistborn was fantastic but the story feels like a train, nonstop continuous moving to a destination,that you as the reader don’t know where your going. Tess really was that soft sailing feeling. The destination is not as important as the ride.

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12 hours ago

The flow of storytelling felt the same to me. The thrilling/scary parts felt as detailed and compelling but it’s the world building that stood out the most. Its otherworldly but similar enough to feel comfortable in it.

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1 day ago

Anyone else want to projectile vomit every time he says “warfighters”? He talks about our military like they are just violent, empty headed meat suits. It’s vile and an insult to everyone who has ever served.

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1 day ago

When it’s my time, I don’t want eulogies at my funeral, I want snippets of all my ear worm songs played over and over on repeat. Rocky me Dr. Zaius, Grove is in the Heart, 867-5309, Call Me Maybe, Chili's Baby Back Ribs, 5 solid minutes of random Sponge Bobs sounds and MMMBop played in full.

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At least every other month this jam works it way into my brain.

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3 days ago

**watches clip ** You’re right, I really should send my mom a Thank You card.

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3 days ago

Agh, the classic Chaotic-Evil childhood phase. 🤣

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4 days ago

This was my third favorite day in GR History. CBGB!!! Just look at that big smile. 🥰🥰🥰🤍

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4 days ago

Rape. The word is raped please use the proper terminology when it comes to criminals.

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4 days ago

Omgosh, I’m with you Persephone. Im the same way when they wash my hair at the salon. Head scratches are aah-may-zing!

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5 days ago
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He really is. He’s got that car, that swagger, that fashion. Who could resist Hastings.

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5 days ago
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John Fetterman Brags That Brain Damage Made Him Abandon Progressives The Pennyslvania senator sat down with Bill Maher of all people to chat about leaving progressives behind.

Can’t compare the two. Fetterman himself said his brain trauma changed him. www.yahoo.com/news/john-fe...

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6 days ago

Then you should watch his Colbert interview. He is actively trying to keep the separation between church and state. It’s one of his biggest fights against the rise of Christofascism

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6 days ago

That’s his biggest talking point. He wants the separation of church and state. And he is actively fighting against the rise of white supremacy, Christian fascism.

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6 days ago

Accurate. Then they would meow/yell at your dead body to give it treats.

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