Erik Tunison

Hilarious.

Ohwowman.

A Great Gatsby themed party.
They are pissing on us and they are laughing about it.

SNAP is in fact another subsidy to corporations that don’t pay a living wage to their workers.

Ohwowman.

Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

If the royals had taken action years ago, maybe she'd still be alive

CNBC headline: "Elon Musk’s AI-powered Wikipedia competitor goes live after a rocky launch". I've struck through "AI-powered" in red, and replaced it with "Wikipedia-powered"

Grokipedia attribution text: "The content is adapted from Wikipedia, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 License."

fixed that for you

bsky.app/profile/dick...

Ohwowman.

Godz I was a weird kid. I loved Circus Peanuts, and those weird Dots that were printed on cash register paper. And Swedish Fish were a delicacy to be savored after a special trip to the candy counter at the department store.

Comic. [two connected spacecraft hovering in space above the Earth] Houston, the view is superb. We can see the continents spread out below us, right where they’ve been since the Earth formed. [caption] I still can’t believe we developed spaceflight before we figured out that the continents moved.

Continents

xkcd.com/3159/

They accuse us of exactly what they are doing.
Never a surprise but always worth pointing out.

I once made a bit of a joke about the Shriners and my brother in law stopped me cold-
"The Shriners saved the life of my sister when we were kids, so they are JUST FINE WITH ME!" he said.
And I guess they are just fine with me as well.

He needs to be removed.
Now.

Deutsche Firma wirbt mit Louvre-Diebstahl Beim Einbruch in den Louvre wurden Diamanten und Edelsteine gestohlen. Ohne eine deutsche Firma wäre der Coup wohl nicht möglich gewesen.

Apparently so.
www.stern.de/panorama/wel...

A cheeky new ad for a German furniture lift company showing their lift (as used in the recent museum theft) still propped up against the Louvre with police and investigators on site with cones and rope barriers with the words: "WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS. Der Böcker Aglio befördert eure bis zu 400 Kg schweren Schätze mit 42 Metern pro Minute – flüsterleise Dank 230 V E-Motor." Rough translation to English: "WHEN YOU NEED TO MOVE IN A FLASH. The Böcker Aglio transports your treasures weighing up to 400 kg at 42 meters per minute – whisper-quiet thanks to its 230 V electric motor."

A cheeky new ad for a German furniture lift company showing their lift (as used in the recent museum theft) still propped up against the Louvre with police and investigators on site with cones and rope barriers with the words: "WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS. Der Böcker Aglio befördert eure bis zu 400 Kg schweren Schätze mit 42 Metern pro Minute – flüsterleise Dank 230 V E-Motor." Rough translation to English: "WHEN YOU NEED TO MOVE IN A FLASH. The Böcker Aglio transports your treasures weighing up to 400 kg at 42 meters per minute – whisper-quiet thanks to its 230 V electric motor."

The hoist company from that Louvre caper has released a new ad campaign.

I've been to Croatia. I'm pretty sure my Nazi SS tattoo count is still zero.

I used to be a roofer. Waking up to the sound of heavy rain meant:
1) We get the day off!
2) Plenty of work coming down the pipeline!

Lindsey Halligan Gets Her Very Own Signal Chat Fiasco Unbelievable Acting U.S. Attorney Lindsey Halligan initiated a Signal chat two weekends...

"By the way – everything I ever sent you is off record."
I'm just a drummer who's been interviewed in a few punk rock 'zines, and even I know THIS ISN'T HOW OFF THE RECORD WORKS!

It's good, honest work.

Did you know that Albert Einstein was also a talented rapper?

Though you might know him better by his stage name, M.C. Squared

It's a Fainting Couch... for cats!

Just today's latest impeachable offence.

Trump has certainly gotten very comfortable with murdering civilians.

Melt Down

A Jewish comedian dies and goes to heaven where he's met by G-d.
G-d says "So you were a funny man, huh? Tell me a joke."
Guy thinks for a second and then says "The Holocaust."
G-d says "I don't get it."
Guy shrugs and says "I guess you had to be there."

#JewishHumor

Lock him up.

US Gestapo.