Erik Tunison

Holy shit.

Deep cut.

This is an amazing-sounding thought experiment, but there’s a simple oversight that renders it misleading.

In reality, if Bezos lit a million dollars on fire every day for 693 years and 8 months, he would have more money than he started with, because his wealth grows by more than $1m per day.

The Berenstain Bears

I just don’t like the vibe of these parents not gonna lie

Brave Sir Robin Ran Away

Bravely Ran Away Away

When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled

Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about

And gallantly, he chickened out

Swiftly taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat

Bravest of the Brave, Sir ROBIN!

"An elegant weapon, for a more... civilized age."

So....the Fourth Reich?

Great new vax slogan:

"DONT LET ONE LITTLE PRICK STOP YOU GETTING VACCINATED"

Got one on pre-order.
Looking forward to it!

Deep cut.

My wife on the night we met.
I never had a chance.

A software maintainer rejected code submitted by an AI.
The AI retaliated and published a hit piece on its own blog.
Then things got weird(er).

I can't wait!

Ohwowman.

There is no Prime Minister of Switzerland.
There was no such woman.
Government by misogyny is bad enough, but government by hallucinated misogyny is probably worse.

Schumer: ball’s in your court

Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain

Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls

Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families

Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules

Pick Farmers!

Alan fucking Parsons walked the stage during load out and thanked the crew while I was working.
So did Yanni.
Also Neil Giraldo, musical partner and life partner of Pat Benatar.
Tony Bennett sent a signed and personalised thank you note to my friend who did lights for him.
Some people have class.

It's a tough read, even at just 6 pages.
But Bigly worth it.

YouTube video by FOX 5 New York FULL VIDEO: Trump deposition in E. Jean Carroll rape trial

Guilty. Guilty. Guilty.

Deplorable. Horrific.

If the argument is “the Russians honeytrapped me into going to pedo island”, the key part here is not “the Russians”

At least with tulip bulbs you can eat them if you get hungry.
Really, really hungry.

It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies

Yup.

Shot and chaser from new Epstein batch

What a story.

Guitarist Kim Thayil of the band Soundgarden sporting a lovely t-shirt from my old band Die Kreuzen with the cover from our second album "October File". The cover is a little difficult to explain, but was constructed by artist Richard Kohl using objects like wire and a cross, casting shadows on rice paper. The title and band name are in small lower case letters in red ink, and Mr. Thayil is modeling it in a corridor mostly painted blue.

Experts agree.

The NYT appears to have challenges with the English language. Cars are inanimate objects. Here’s the correct description:

Trump supporter attempts murder of schoolgirl

"Alex Pretti doesn't have "stock," he isn't alive."