Erik Tunison

US hunter reportedly killed by buffalo during expedition in South Africa Asher Watkins, 52, of Texas died while tracking 1.3-ton Cape buffalo on a hunting trip in the country’s Limpopo province

Unprovoked, you say...
“On Sunday 3rd August, while on a hunting safari with us in South Africa’s Limpopo Province, Asher was fatally injured in a sudden and unprovoked attack by an unwounded buffalo he was tracking together with one of our professional hunters and one of our trackers...”

I had a car and the oil light came on. I called the data "rigged" and put some electrical tape over it.
Later I turned up the radio to cover up the constant knocking noises coming from that lying Biden-elected engine.
I am a genius.

Bart Simpson in class meme: 1) Class says: "Say the line Bart!" 2) Bart, who is clearly sick of saying the line: "Not a drag queen, a trans man or trans woman, an illegal immigrant, or a brown person. Just another Republican" 3) Class cheers "Hooray!!!

Robert Morris, former Texas megachurch pastor and Trump adviser, indicted for child sex crimes Morris is a former spiritual adviser to President Donald Trump, and Gateway — one of the nation’s largest megachurches — has been particularly active in Dallas-area GOP politics.

"During Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign, Morris was among at least three other Dallas-area religious leaders who served on Trump’s evangelical advisory board."

Happy birthday Rat! I'm glad I finally got a chance to apologize and buy you a beer.

No. Just something I always say.
Nobody has ever called me on it before.

See you in the pit.

Fu*ck me runnin'.

2000 years ago: the Romans would let an aqueduct destroy the Gardon Valley. We need clean water, but at what cost?

The trombone section was always a specific type of character.

I'm from Milwaukee, where the Two-Fisted Slopper means something very specific.

There’s your new ad, Dems.

Pretty cool motherfucker.

Fuck it. Guess I'm a carcinization fanboy robot.

I wasn't quite ready for this one so early in the morning.

Trump Demands Beyoncé Be Prosecuted for Campaigning for Kamala Harris Donald Trump has called for the prosecution of Beyoncé and other celebrities who campaigned for Kamala Harris during the 2024 presidential election.

We know who he is.
He's bragged about bursting in on teenagers when he knows they will be naked.
He's bragged about committing sexual assault.
But when someone squirms THIS MUCH, we can only assume the truth is so... very... much... worse than we know.

📣📣📣📣📣📣📣

So, in the past two hours, Donald Trump has called for the prosecution of President Obama, President Biden, Vice President Kamala Harris, Beyoncé, Oprah and Al Sharpton.

Oh, by the way, Trump is still in the Epstein files.

What a breakthrough.

When Kittens Came to My Prison, I Had Not Petted One in 15 Years I had not touched a cat in 15 years when an orange kitten wandered over to sit with me in the grass.

"I had not touched a cat in 15 years when an orange kitten wandered over to sit with me in the grass one day. I was left without adequate words to describe that experience."

It's a constant battle. For one thing, Chrome just completely disabled uBlock Origin.

A park sign that says "Entering Unnatural Play Area"

Sure, let's go in there, what's the worst that can happen

Finally, a president brave enough to add more sugar to soda

Our cat used to insist we turn on the shower for him. He would get soaked and join us in bed.
I miss that cat.

Trump’s Stunning Response When Asked if He Has Sexual ‘Age Limit’ Resurfaces as Epstein-Mania Boils Trump's stunning response when he was asked if he had a sexual "age limit" has taken on a new dimension amid the fallout from the "Epstein Files" controversy.

ROBIN QUIVERS: Yeah, do you have an age limit or would you–
FUTURE PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: If I- No, no, I have no age–. I mean, I have an age li–.
ROBIN QUIVERS: The upper bracket–.
FUTURE PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: I don’t want to be like Congressman Foley, with, you know, 12-year-olds.

Cheetoskins maybe?

Stochastic Terrorism. It's the MAGA way.

Bravo.