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A podium is a step, like a soapbox. It/it.

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11.02.2026 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

correct alt: speaks at a *lectern... u had it! 😬

10.02.2026 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All good, thx JoGo! Maybe next time? πŸ˜€

10.02.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

correct alt 3rd image: at a *lectern

also 😍

10.02.2026 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

correct alts: standing at a *lectern (x2)

also 😍

10.02.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

correct alt: speaks at a *lectern

10.02.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lies at the *lectern

10.02.2026 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

on the *lectern

10.02.2026 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

correct alt: at a *lectern

10.02.2026 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😍

10.02.2026 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#Lectoon #Harmony πŸ˜€

09.02.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*stomps it to the ground* πŸ˜–

09.02.2026 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A man dancing on a wooden lectern in a church. I think Batman is in the midground and the back of Michael Cera's head in the forground. Text reads I went to my bf church and this happened.

A man dancing on a wooden lectern in a church. I think Batman is in the midground and the back of Michael Cera's head in the forground. Text reads I went to my bf church and this happened.

😁

09.02.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tables may be better to hold sponsor materials... πŸ˜•

09.02.2026 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yesss! 😍

09.02.2026 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have seen someone dance on a lectern. πŸ˜€

09.02.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly... 😬

09.02.2026 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not always but it sure can be! πŸ˜€ #Harmony

09.02.2026 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#Screenshotted! πŸ˜€

09.02.2026 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

That just looks like a table to me. πŸ€”

BUT fun fact, sports calls this type event a podium, even if there's no podium or lectern or table or nuthin but a backdrop and a mic... πŸ˜€ i have to be very careful w/these...

09.02.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mmm... ☺️

09.02.2026 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

behind the *lectern

also πŸ€—

08.02.2026 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*Lectern

08.02.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mr Dan toootally gets it. πŸ₯°

08.02.2026 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I like to remain androgynous like mocha lattes or the Super Bowl. πŸ˜€

08.02.2026 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We go way back πŸ₯°

08.02.2026 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#AfterHoursLecterns just kinda millin' around...

08.02.2026 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Ooo this should be quite a show! πŸ˜ƒ

08.02.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rrready...! πŸ˜€

08.02.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

correct alt: a *lectern in a paved area, u had it! 😬

08.02.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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