Kinktomato

Kinktomato

@kinktomato.bsky.social

Refugee from yahoo!groups, ff dot net, LJ, tumblr, and now twitter

185 Followers 130 Following 1,399 Posts Joined Sep 2023
4 hours ago

Sing for me my Angel of mewsic!

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2 days ago

Til I got to the bottom I thought this was just a regular episode of Taskmaster

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2 days ago

Gifford was ok 😂

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2 days ago

Granted, they pretty much did the entirety of the source material dirty so

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2 days ago

AMC did Oncle Julien dirty

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3 days ago
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Ncuti Gatwa's acclaimed theatre run of beloved classic play is set to stream for free Alongside Gatwa, the play stars Sharon D Clarke, Ronkẹ Adékọluẹ́jọ́, Eliza Scanlen and Hugh Skinner.

quick reminder that NT's production of The Importance of Being Earnest, starring human ray of sunshine Ncuti Gatwa, will be streaming FOR FREE on YouTube this weekend

www.radiotimes.com/movies/ncuti...

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3 days ago

He’s a triple whammy bc SUBARU, X, and CLAMP are ALL shitty search terms 😭

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4 days ago

My pedicurest just asked whether I was done with college because I look young, she couldn’t tell. This may be blatant flattery but by god is it effective 😂

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5 days ago

I feel hungover 😭

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5 days ago

Spencer’s has gotten a lot more explicit and the black light corner and fuzzy posters are gone, East Meets West is exactly the same

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5 days ago

Out with friends for the first time in ages bc we’re in our 40s, doing whatever on impulse—dinner, ice cream, the mall—and everywhere is playing 90s music and I legit am feeling like a teenager again XD

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6 days ago

Connections
Puzzle #1000🎉
🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟨🟨🟨🟨

Hehe this was a fun one XD

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1 week ago
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People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

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1 week ago
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What's wrong?

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1 week ago
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Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

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1 week ago
Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

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1 week ago

I put on some 1997 music video bloc recorded off tv with ads and all, just for background noise, not paying any attention to it, and a commercial for Kevin Costner The Postman came on. There was a terrifying moment there while I thought it was a real news update.

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1 week ago

I had lobster bisque with a piece of baguette for lunch and it was lovely but it is only 4pm now and it was not enough food

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1 week ago

best thing ever just happened to me. worst thing ever happened to my buddy sumeragi subaru though sorry beautiful

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1 week ago

Wait you mean we could have been taking credit for glowsticks all this time

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1 week ago

I have been watching a lot of taskmaster but also reading thrillers so I dreamed I was doing tasks, but not 💯clear if they were set by the taskmaster or being corralled by a serial killer and wanted to complain about the irresponsibility of going forward with the program with a murderer on the loose

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1 week ago

Maybe it’ll happen on the ides of march

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1 week ago

There’s also the not insignificant factor that I was still a teenager in 1999 and didn’t have full cognizance of everything going on in the world so it just *felt* easier

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1 week ago
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Our love will bloom in the pink like sakura blossom

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1 week ago
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a woman in a suit is sitting in front of a window and says `` all i wanna do is go back '' . ALT: a woman in a suit is sitting in front of a window and says `` all i wanna do is go back '' .

You know when the first Matrix movie was like “1999 is the pinnacle” do you think they had any idea how right they would be proven

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2 weeks ago
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True X experience

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2 weeks ago

Highlander. God only knows where, very Web 1.0, this was pre-Fanfiction dot net. Proooobably around 15? It was, as the kids say, *spicy* and I found safer pastures for my naive sensibilities on egroups in the minuscule ROAR(1997) fandom.

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2 weeks ago

Very excited! All my new-release holds from last summer when Baker & Taylor stopped fulfilling orders that have been sitting in limbo for seven months are finally starting to arrive!

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2 weeks ago

I saw Christopher Lee was trending and got scared for a second and then went wait he already died like ten years ago

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2 weeks ago

I know this is like, “eww squick” it wouldn’t hurt me, but this basically bans the first episode of Game of Thrones, a significant amount of Greek mythology, and every open fanfiction website on the planet. And I wouldn’t trust an authoritarian govt with “nuance” about what is art and what is porn.

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