I volunteer to go in and scrape it off when he/they are finally gone. 🤬

I don’t wear a tinfoil hat most days, but I’d bet this was the plan all along. First time we heard of a screens on a fridges my hubs said ‘nobody’s going to use that (as in the calendar apps etc). I replied ’they don’t care, they’re going to push commercials to it’. Just surprised it took this long.

Sadly, true these days:

there's a weird feedback loop where the media's reaction to kirk's death pushes you to speak more ill of the dead than you otherwise would because it's the only reasonable response to the simpering praise they're heaping on him

A large cast iron paella pan fresh out of the oven, full of golden brown bread bites mixed with chunks of pepperoni and creamy, melty cheese.

Pepperoni Pull-Apart! Recipe from @kingarthurbaking.bsky.social

Conversely, the kids can tell her what they really like (and her kids aren’t getting junk food). There’s an added layer of care when a kid sees you’ve refilled their favorite breakfast bars or fruit cups.

I have a friend who is an elementary teacher in a particularly poor district in Virginia. For years she‘d had a pantry of finger foods & snacks, it’s been hugely positive for the kids. We friends had her set up an Amazon wish list, now we all point-click-ship to fill her pantry and grumbly tummies.

Oh man, I loved this show so, so much, though like many others it lost its magic toward the end. I’ve re-watched the whole thing and some individual eps so many times. Our family lexicon is littered with XF references. Such happy memories. OMG I can’t believe how ancient I am. 😆

I hadn’t either until a few years ago. I thought they were all 2 or more people just sitting around bantering (def not for me) then I found audio documentary format & WOW. There so much fascinating information out there! I don’t have the time to read as I used to, this fills that gap well for me.

Definitely worth a try! He might rip his own arm off just to avoid cooperating but… 😆

It’s a honkin’ huge business across the South.

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This (audiobook) hit me between the eyes last week. us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

I wish I knew where to go to scream at Amazon to GET THEIR FUCKING FIRE STICK CHANNELS OFF MY “MY APPS & CHANNELS” LIST. *12* goddamn channels that can’t be deleted or hidden AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Happy Mother’s Day!

Some lizards have uteruses and give birth to live young

And some lizards care for their young after they’re born/hatch.

And lizards in some species are always single moms because there are no males of their kind.

Today, celebrate all the different ways to be a mom.

Anyone who derides someone else for doing a job they consider menial needs to consider how they would be impacted if *no one* was doing that job. Then they need to be punched in the face repeatedly. 🤬

Cannot wait! One of the best shows ever made, period. 😃

WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

GO GO GO, SENATOR, and thank you for it!!! 🤗

I’m totally, 💯 with you, but am also really enjoying the gentle, old-school silliness like these guys have today. 🙂

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They’re not in the business of telling stories anymore, they’re in the business of selling toys. 🫤

Our 30YO daughter has lived 1K miles away from us for a decade. We moved to southern Ohio 2 years ago, our 3rd move in 5 years. Last year voter reg info addressed to her at our current home was delivered. She had only stepped foot in Ohio twice, to visit us. At least not a total stranger, but 🤷🏼‍♀️

Oh geez, what I wouldn't give to have this image as a machine embroidery file! ❤️

Republican men can get fucked with a live porcupine. 🤬

That's what I really liked about it (the trailer). There was just enough there to get my attention but nothing to spoil the ride. I wish a LOT more trailers were that way.

This movie was a great time! Your casting was perfect! We really enjoyed it, please let us know your next project so we can gobble it up too. 😃

All these old white men to whom this nation has provided so much. Not just pulling up the ladder behind them but firebombing the ladder factory on their way into their cushy, well-funded retirement. Rest in pieces, Mitch you despicable lump of shit. 🤬

Uh, John Cleese - if you're talking about the actor/comedian, which is the only one I know of - is still alive...

Omigosh that’s BEAUTIFUL. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Photo is of four lodges sitting in a row with a fifth dog sitting centered. in front of them. The dogs are all Labradors and they are each a distinctly different color - White, light gold, chocolate brown, dark brown, and black. The text framing the photo reads “We are all the same animal. Racism is stupid.”

You couldn’t wipe the smile off Putin’s face with a belt sander these days. I bet the only reason he hasn’t done a grip & grin at the White House is because he can’t take the chance his own people will shoot down his plane. 🤬