The Haunted David

Super excited about the Christmas gift I made for my husband today (it’s art related), BUT the project ate about 2/3 of my day when I’m supposed to be working on other things for people I’m NOT in love with.

Four Christmas movies to know me by:

Tell mother all about it.

I have seven browser windows open for jobs I need to apply to today and I swear I would rather roll around in broken glass.

This is a spoiler-ish scene from the 1998 film WILD THINGS with Kevin Bacon and Matt Dillon (and Neve Campbell & Denise Richards — not pictured).

Heresy!

Post a famous bathroom scene

“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits

Introduce yourself with four spaceships.

a close up of a person wearing sunglasses with the words `` wait , what ? '' ALT: a close up of a person wearing sunglasses with the words `` wait , what ? ''

That first pic…

And yet the stuff you see them leave up… 🤬

I’m reposting this (from YESTERDAY) only because Instagram thought the bulges were too much for their platform and deleted my post.

This week, I learned that I do not love Elke Sommer.

#LastFourWatched #LetterBoxdFriday

I don't think there's much of a mystery to solve here.

#haunteddavidart #FredAndShaggy #MysteryIncorporated #Homoerotic #supportqueerartists #queerart #LunaGhost

Ooh, that’s really exciting and I can’t wait to see what you come up with! I’m working on pushing myself more in that direction, too.

Applied to 7 jobs this morning while my cat told me that capitalism only leads to despair.
Gonna go cry in the shower or something now.

That’s how they say it in old Masters of the Universe cartoons!

Those red gloves 😻

#oscarisaac #frankenstein #victorfrankenstein

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

Take home that present and unwrap him.

Every single day for the past 2 months has felt like, “oh nice, today’s a day that I can focus on drawing,” but then procrastination and obligations collide and… no drawing.

Two months of not drawing for pleasure 😭

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Be gay. Do crime. Howl at the moon.

An AI bot bitch is READING me and even graded me on my home office lighting.

“You said ‘um’ 5 times and are a shit stain on the workforce.”

Hoops I must jump through for Unemployment (I got laid off back in Sept.) involve watching training videos on being a good interview (actually helpful) and then recording myself answering the selected questions so that an AI bot can grade me on varied criteria. It feels like a new circle of hell.

The coloring on that is amazing.

Ugh, so not cool. Sorry you had to experience that, but glad the staff was helpful.

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Who needs metaphor?

#Halloweek countdown continues with another #GraveyardGuy . This one has settled on a vintage #BenCooper mask for his costume.

#haunteddavidart #horrorbeefcake #hirsute #supportqueerartists #queerart #homoerotic #halloween #graveyard

A vampire that’s not Dracula