Gary Pearson

Toronto Maple Leafs have announced a 'strategic partnership' with the WWE. Finally, the Leafs can win the Stanley Cup! The games will be fake, but I'm about ready for that. #TorontoMapleLeafs #hockey #NHL #WWE #Leafs

Hope you'll come see Middle Raged at the beautiful Westdale in Hamilton. Nov.1 and 2. Hilarious show, I promise. Tickets at Thewestdale.ca.

Hope you'll come see Middle Raged at the beautiful Westdale in Hamilton. Nov.1 and 2. Hilarious show, I promise. Tickets at Thewestdale.ca.

Glad you still like them! I was proud of that particular project. I go in phases where I paint a lot and then I don't. I should start again!

Last night in Oakville there were fireworks for Diwali and then later on for the Blue Jays. That’s the Canada I love. 🇨🇦

Never before in my life have I got up every morning and the first thing I do is see if maybe, just maybe, in the night, he might have died.

He's going to use the military against his own people. It's obvious that is where this is headed.

Beer everywhere, and no speed cameras. Is Ontario being run by a 17 year old boy?

Got to give Trump credit for stopping the war between Aberbajan and Acid-o-minofin.

Hard to know how to stop Trump but it looks like a broken escalator might do it.

I took Tylenol when my wife was pregnant and now the immigrants.
-science

Pretty good response to Trump's UN speech, from 'He's a fucking lunatic' to 'Someone get Grandpa his slippers and put him to bed'.

No rapture for me. If you were taken up, text me where i can get your stuff.

Trump linking Tylenol to autism at a big press event makes me think they should release the Epstein Files.

Considering the White House is suggesting Tylenol during pregnancy causes autism, it makes me think they should release the Epstein files.

That kid is tough.

Suicide prevention PSA plays on first televised Leaf game of the season and I think that makes total sense.

I assume my son didn't get into the Gifted Program at school because he asked if they handed out gifts.

Do they ever pay for their lies? Grocery stores eligible for fines of up to $15,000 per incident, fined 0. Elbows Up and no Maple Washing.

Every kid of about 14 or so should read A Handmaid's Tale. I'm looking at you, Alberta.

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I remember flying into New York soon after 9-11 and seeing soldiers in full battle gear at the airport. It didn't put me at ease. More guys standing around with guns doesn't make me feel safe, it makes me tense. I suspect visiting DC is like that now. Feeling free means not having to see that.

In the 'super hero Chris department' we've gone from the stellar heights of Chris Reeve, all the way down to rock bottom of Chris Pratt.

"As God is my witness, I swear..."
"Wait, I'm going to hold you right there. God is a terrible witness. Never shows up in court, has no phone or email. Completely unaccountable."

The thing to remember about crime in DC is that Trump is in the Epstein files.

Crime is an issue in Washington DC.

There’s even a convicted felon in the White House!

Apollo 13 astronaut Jim Lovell has died, proving the curse of anyone who has gone to space!

(He was 97)

If South Park is irrelevant as the White House says, why is the White House commenting on it?

Note to CBS. It won't be enough, canceling Colbert. Just like the 16 mil payment on the nonsense 60 minutes nuisance suit wasn't enough. When bullies get what they want, they don't stop, they just demand more. It won't be enough until all your networks praise the Dear Leader 24/7.

Most Canadian thing I ever wrote was probably for Corner Gas when Oscar was stopped for a spot check by the Musical Ride Program. RCMP on horseback circling his car to music, checking if he'd had anything to drink. Cheers, Canada.