I keep getting ads on social media for HEARING AIDS. Jeez, how old do you think I am? And also, I already have hearing aids.
26.01.2026 22:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@captainpearson.bsky.social
Canadian comedy guy- touring show Middle Raged, with the wonderful Geri Hall. TV writer-MadTV, 22 Minutes, Corner Gas, Ron James. Created That's So Weird sketch show for YTV. With Dan Redican created Sunnyside. Marooned in Space! novel available at Amazon.
I keep getting ads on social media for HEARING AIDS. Jeez, how old do you think I am? And also, I already have hearing aids.
26.01.2026 22:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Alex Prettiโs last words were, โAre you okay?โ. It was to a woman who had been pepper sprayed and thrown down. It could have been directed to America.
26.01.2026 21:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I've been watching so many British cop dramas I just tried to drive my car from the passenger seat.
25.01.2026 13:48 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Trump says NATO troops stayed back from the front lines in Afghanistan. Not as far back he stayed from Vietnam.
23.01.2026 21:23 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Trump's Peace initiative will deliver just like his Trump phone.
23.01.2026 16:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Canada uninvited to the Peace Council that has those famous peaceniks, Putin and Netanyahu.
23.01.2026 16:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I don't think any of this is going to help Melania's movie.
21.01.2026 20:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Trump is going to take Greenland because he didn't win the Nobel Prize. Can the GOP please realize... THAT'S INSANE!
19.01.2026 14:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If I thought it would save Canada, I'd give Trump my very shiny Canadian Screen award. However, it was shared with other writers and I didn't cough up the 400 bucks to get my own trophy.
16.01.2026 18:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Middle Raged at the St. Francis theatre in Ajax Feb. 14. The perfect Valentine date! Stars Geri Hall and Gary Pearson. Hope to see you there.
16.01.2026 17:29 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Pictured: Someone who actually won a Nobel Peace Prize
16.01.2026 02:37 โ ๐ 37813 ๐ 9514 ๐ฌ 1210 ๐ 529Maybe if I gave Trump my โMost Outstanding Boy In Grade 10โ award from Tilbury High School, heโll stop talking about taking over Canada.
16.01.2026 03:36 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The Minneapolis I like to think of has Mary Tyler Moore looking beautiful tossing her hat in the air as she crosses the street. Not military thugs harassing people.
15.01.2026 22:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh sure, words formed by two men's names. Makes sense. Or wait... Fuck off NYT.
15.01.2026 12:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I heard it was International Skeptics Day, but I wonder if that's a hoax.
13.01.2026 21:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Love Heated Rivalry? Try my novel, Slapshot of Love available at Amazon! www.amazon.ca/Slapshot-Lov...
10.01.2026 21:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Trump's 'situation room' set up at Mar-a-Lago with its pipe and drape backdrop has the same security as a booth at the Home Show.
05.01.2026 13:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If you open all the presents under the tree at the bank, you find out they're just empty boxes!
Also, I'm gonna need a new bank.
Trump given a Peace Prize by FIFA. Iโm hoping it was a sort of a โMake A Wishโ experience.
05.12.2025 20:03 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm sure lots of Londoners and Parisians went to Berlin for fun holidays in 1938. So don't worry about going to the US this year.
25.11.2025 19:35 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0There are many troubles in the world, but on a positive note, for the 74th consecutive time, the Miss Universe pageant was won by a woman from EARTH!
21.11.2025 15:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Canada is considering buying Swedish fighter jets.
They will come in a flat box with an Allen key.
Support The Westdale in Hamilton!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUcstW99yDI
14.11.2025 20:20 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Toronto Maple Leafs have announced a 'strategic partnership' with the WWE. Finally, the Leafs can win the Stanley Cup! The games will be fake, but I'm about ready for that. #TorontoMapleLeafs #hockey #NHL #WWE #Leafs
12.11.2025 19:53 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hope you'll come see Middle Raged at the beautiful Westdale in Hamilton. Nov.1 and 2. Hilarious show, I promise. Tickets at Thewestdale.ca.
27.10.2025 18:06 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hope you'll come see Middle Raged at the beautiful Westdale in Hamilton. Nov.1 and 2. Hilarious show, I promise. Tickets at Thewestdale.ca.
27.10.2025 18:06 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Glad you still like them! I was proud of that particular project. I go in phases where I paint a lot and then I don't. I should start again!
21.10.2025 13:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Last night in Oakville there were fireworks for Diwali and then later on for the Blue Jays. Thatโs the Canada I love. ๐จ๐ฆ
21.10.2025 13:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Never before in my life have I got up every morning and the first thing I do is see if maybe, just maybe, in the night, he might have died.
09.10.2025 02:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0He's going to use the military against his own people. It's obvious that is where this is headed.
30.09.2025 21:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0