Gary Pearson

I keep getting ads on social media for HEARING AIDS. Jeez, how old do you think I am? And also, I already have hearing aids.

Alex Pretti’s last words were, ‘Are you okay?’. It was to a woman who had been pepper sprayed and thrown down. It could have been directed to America.

I've been watching so many British cop dramas I just tried to drive my car from the passenger seat.

Trump says NATO troops stayed back from the front lines in Afghanistan. Not as far back he stayed from Vietnam.

Trump's Peace initiative will deliver just like his Trump phone.

Canada uninvited to the Peace Council that has those famous peaceniks, Putin and Netanyahu.

I don't think any of this is going to help Melania's movie.

Trump is going to take Greenland because he didn't win the Nobel Prize. Can the GOP please realize... THAT'S INSANE!

If I thought it would save Canada, I'd give Trump my very shiny Canadian Screen award. However, it was shared with other writers and I didn't cough up the 400 bucks to get my own trophy.

Middle Raged at the St. Francis theatre in Ajax Feb. 14. The perfect Valentine date! Stars Geri Hall and Gary Pearson. Hope to see you there.

Pictured: Someone who actually won a Nobel Peace Prize

Maybe if I gave Trump my ‘Most Outstanding Boy In Grade 10’ award from Tilbury High School, he’ll stop talking about taking over Canada.

The Minneapolis I like to think of has Mary Tyler Moore looking beautiful tossing her hat in the air as she crosses the street. Not military thugs harassing people.

Oh sure, words formed by two men's names. Makes sense. Or wait... Fuck off NYT.

I heard it was International Skeptics Day, but I wonder if that's a hoax.

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Trump's 'situation room' set up at Mar-a-Lago with its pipe and drape backdrop has the same security as a booth at the Home Show.

If you open all the presents under the tree at the bank, you find out they're just empty boxes!
Also, I'm gonna need a new bank.

Trump given a Peace Prize by FIFA. I’m hoping it was a sort of a ‘Make A Wish’ experience.

I'm sure lots of Londoners and Parisians went to Berlin for fun holidays in 1938. So don't worry about going to the US this year.

There are many troubles in the world, but on a positive note, for the 74th consecutive time, the Miss Universe pageant was won by a woman from EARTH!

Canada is considering buying Swedish fighter jets.
They will come in a flat box with an Allen key.

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Toronto Maple Leafs have announced a 'strategic partnership' with the WWE. Finally, the Leafs can win the Stanley Cup! The games will be fake, but I'm about ready for that. #TorontoMapleLeafs #hockey #NHL #WWE #Leafs

Hope you'll come see Middle Raged at the beautiful Westdale in Hamilton. Nov.1 and 2. Hilarious show, I promise. Tickets at Thewestdale.ca.

Hope you'll come see Middle Raged at the beautiful Westdale in Hamilton. Nov.1 and 2. Hilarious show, I promise. Tickets at Thewestdale.ca.

Glad you still like them! I was proud of that particular project. I go in phases where I paint a lot and then I don't. I should start again!

Last night in Oakville there were fireworks for Diwali and then later on for the Blue Jays. That’s the Canada I love. 🇨🇦

Never before in my life have I got up every morning and the first thing I do is see if maybe, just maybe, in the night, he might have died.

He's going to use the military against his own people. It's obvious that is where this is headed.