Beeziee (@beeziee) — Bluesky Profile

2 days ago

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3 days ago

i love the really early hl2 models where they have these really great looking heads with impressive face tech slapped onto the silliest bodies ever

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6 days ago

Rouge in Gotham! 💋🦇

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6 days ago

For clarity, when I say "Dutch Oven" I mean one of these things, a big ass cast iron pot thingie as pictured. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT try to cook this recipe by farting under a duvet. I'm sorry to anyone whose bedsheets have been ruined by chucking a load of raw meat and veg and farts on 'em.

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2 weeks ago

🚨NEW VIDEO ALARM🚨

Melody Nosurname alienates her audience? Maybe? I'd hope not. Let's talk about being trans.

youtu.be/xbM48Q0yVfM

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1 week ago

🥰

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1 week ago

i <3 alien miku

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1 week ago

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1 week ago

This is some 'Black Mirror' shit.

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1 week ago

Everyday i wake up and go to my elaborate wall safe and check to see if anyone has tampered with the wax seal on the scroll labeled "Gatorade for pets" before i start my first coffee enema if the day

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1 week ago

In which I reply to someone with a blacked out name that they are missing the joke and they inform me that in-jokes are virtue signals “used often by the far right.”

Kinda want to frame it.

And they keep saying Bluesky doesn’t have the juice…

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1 week ago

it’s like they didn’t have any exposure to information about warfare in the 2020s.

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1 week ago

Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.

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2 weeks ago

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7 months ago

A comic about Taka--

P1 - Taka wagging her finger, saying "guys literally only want one thing and it's f*cking disgusting." A reference to the meme of the same name.

P2 - Taka pointing to herself confidently and saying "me," indicating she's the disgusting thing guys want.

P3 - Taka gets in close and winks to the reader saying "but I like girls." Cuz she is attracted to women.

Taka likes the ladies.

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2 weeks ago

Yes but this accurately depicts what vinegar does to me

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2 weeks ago

Hey why did the costco ceo actually reply to my email

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2 weeks ago

I wish the New York Times hated rich pedophiles as much as they hate trans kids.

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2 weeks ago

Not to be that guy but i can be trusted with the object of corrupting power, i would make good decisions with that

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2 weeks ago

I think you all need to see this

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2 weeks ago

She's called Wonder Woman because she is a Wonderful Woman

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2 weeks ago

nearly spring again, so here's last year's Spring Juri

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2 weeks ago

Careers were easier in the past. Walt Dimsney drew a funny lil mouse guy punching animals on a boat and became the enternal god king of flordia

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2 weeks ago

I thought this was the best description ever:

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2 weeks ago

Art of me, one as a scraggly bearded guy in a hoodie and one of me in a cute sweater with longer hair and no beard with eyelashes. Guy me is saying "Sex is fine for me. I get told
that I'm very attractive and that
I'm good at sex but I don't
really understand what it is that
I do aside from being nice and
having a big dick. The only thing
that really gets me turned on is
playing with really esoteric and
unrealistic kinks, so much so that
I briefly considered I could be
asexual for a while." Girl me is saying "Now that I'm in a body that
feels like myself, I actually really
enjoy regular ol' vanilla sex. I
see what's fun about it now!! I
get hot and bothered way easier
and my libido FEELS higher despite
it logically going down because I
enjoy intimacy that much. Yeah,
HRT and SSRIs make it hard to
orgasm like I used to, but the process
is SO much more fun now that I don't
particularly care! Also my esoteric and
unrealistic kinks just make me blindingly
horny now instead of regular horny."

Frank Discussions of My Sexuality as a Transgender Woman

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2 weeks ago

Five nights at Freddy's but in the hall of presidents and cod zombie gameplay

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3 weeks ago

Puppet Boy

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2 weeks ago

this file is internally labeled
"thingidkkkk2ughhhh.png"
on my system

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3 weeks ago

The Klingon Duras sisters, B'etor and Lursa, drawn in the style of Beavis & Butt-head

recently watched an episode of Star Trek TNG with the Duras sisters, so I'm reposting this thing I drew in 2022

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