TheWorldAccordingToGeekGirl

Meme: Kid: Santa, what's the story of your reindeer names? Santa: Why I name them after memories, like Prancer frolicking through the snow! Kid: What about Donner? *a dark countenance settles on Santa's face* Santa: the year was 1847, snowfall had trapped us in the Sierra Nevada-

Donner, party of 50!

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Meme: “Tonight at work a creepy dude asked me "what's your secret to staying so slim and perky?" I responded "I'm a thousand year old witch & every morning I bathe in the blood of men I've sacrificed" & an old lady nearby laughed; pretty sure this makes us an official coven”

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Meme: Fluffy Black Cat with Horns laying on a couch with text, “Today’s a great day to cause absolute fucking chaos.”

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FoIIow (us) 👇 for more! @beautifullocity.bsky.social 👈

We had one but my mom found it out at someone’s curb and we hauled that thing home. It still worked and she put it in my parents room in the trailer we lived in. Took up half the room, my dad had to crawl over the bed to get to the closet 🤣 I hated it, it moved everywhere with us for years.

Meme: Listening to a dad in this coffee shop explain to a 4 year old that Darth Vader was “a man with a lot of big feelings who didn’t have anyone to help him express them the right way.”

We listen and we don’t judge 😅

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Image of an opossum screaming - a meme'd animal known for looking stressed. The caption reads as follows: Welcome to December. It's ok to scream. Blow some Dollar Tree cinnamon onto your door. It'll help bring in some prosperity.

It's the final countdown to 2025. Welcome to December. Don't forget to blow cinnamon onto your door for prosperity. Dollar Tree cinnamon works just fine

Meme: “Who is allowed to show up to your house unannounced?” “UPS, FedEx and Amazon.”

And the universal cat distribution system… although we probably can’t afford more cats 😂

Meme. “During sex, it’s perfectly fine to say ‘yeah’, ‘yes’ and ‘oh yes’ but how awkward would it be if someone kept screaming ‘yep’?” Picturing a Yip Yip alien from Sesame Street

It’s “Yip”, but whatever.

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Elon Musk’s hair resembling ZORG’s from the Fifth Element meme

Putting those hair plugs to work, I see…

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IG and Facebook might be taking a dump soon, too 😅

I really have zero interest in what MAGA thinks or have to say.

There is no middle ground with people who only want to win because it allows them to attack people of minorities.

The unfortunate realisation is that when we were told we should be good as children.

We were in a minority. 🖖

“In my idgaf era”

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