Your favorite enemy & your most hated friend

Is there any dread like that felt by someone who just put their baked goods in the oven and now has to do the dishes?

She did it again folks!!
#ShugoChara #RWBY #EbiArt

My best friend told me to draw Amu from #ShugoChara in Ruby’s outfits from #RWBY
#EbiArt

I think they’re called bagels because it sounds like “Big O” which is what a bagel is shaped like and also what a really good bagel should make you feel like

A drawing I’ve done of Hatsune Miku’s Deep Sea Girl costume from Project Mirai DX.

I love that I have a dress that’s a little bit like hers now
#EbiArt #vocaloid #ProjectMiraiDX #DeepSeaGirl #HatsuneMiku

A photo of Anakin Skywalker as he appears in Revenge of the Sith, with a little pink bow edited onto his hair

I don’t trust a girl who can’t empathize with him at least a tiny bit

Girl who had her fujoshi awakening watching Whose Line Is It Anyway

Performing entire dance numbers in front of the stove is all fun and games until both your pasta and your music are H-O-T-T-O-G-O

A photo of my left hand and the manicure I’ve given it. The pinky, index finger, and thumb are painted solid blue. The ring finger is a slightly pearlescent white with a red circle containing a yellow number 6. The middle finger bears a red-and-white checkerboard pattern.

A photo of my right hand and the manicure I have done on it. The pinky, index finger, and thumb are painted red. The ring finger is painted a slightly pearlescent yellow, with a black circle in the middle of it that houses a yellow number 9. The middle finger is black with two white lines intersecting to form an x shape across the nail.

The hyperfixation will continue because it causes morale to improve

“So I was rewatching Speed Racer (2008) so that I’d get the exact right verbiage for a joke about masturbation-“
– A person who’s clearly got their life together

Fed my inner child (had an Italian ice like the ones my mom craved when pregnant with me)

Hope Japan treats you well!

Holy MOLY I think I pulled a small animal’s worth of hair out of the bathtub drain

in the style of the Super Godzilla 1993 SNES meme Pixelated pink Kirby is walking through a pixelated city scape of buildings and explosions. The text reads GO AHEAD AND DESTROY THE FINANCIAL DISTRICT. MAKE THE PEOPLE HAPPY.

good morning

I made some fun little additions at the front of my new sketchbook which I hope will convey “I’m not responsible for whatever cursed things you see if you look in this without permission”

Yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is Al Gore

A small rectangular piece of shrink plastic illustrated to look like stained glass, depicting my angel OC, An. She stands with her arms out, wings spread, and eyes closed serenely. On the rectangular border of the illustration are a pink ribbon tied in a bow and a pink-and-white feather in the opposite corner.

A successful shrinky dink!! That’s mother, that’s my president, I LOVE this bitch! #EbiArt #PsisOCs

I’d be so much more fashionable if not for the effort it takes to take off makeup and change back into PJs when I get home. Like I’d be so goddamn drippy if I could just walk through the door and magically have my fit put away, jammies on, and makeup taken off that instant

I guess u could say Im not like other girls
Other girls (my mom): *use the washer/dryer and usually ends up with dry clothes*
Me: *uses the same washer/dryer and basically always ends up with clothes that still feel damp even after air drying or multiple days*
(What am I doing wrong)

A randomly generated meme

Sitting in a dark and quiet room is like a glass of water: It’s generally not a bad idea but when it hits the spot, it HITS THE SPOT.

meme

#meme #memes

Maybe one day I’ll stop having ideas for art projects beyond my skill level in mediums I’ve never done and which have a steep financial barrier of entry and long learning curve… not today though ^-^

I don’t remember saying this verbatim but it’s true. I really am the modern day version of Alice in Wonderland’s dad. All the best people Are mad and all the best artists are sick fucks

Anyway this is a shoutout for gay guys who have IBS. I hope y’all are doing well

@ Bluesky roast THE THANKFUL JAR IS FOR APPRECIATING PORN, THE WHOLE POINT IS NOT TO BE CLASSY

Mini baguette, my ass! I’m WAY too damn full