Theresa

Of course it would be an orange cat.

Nice beaver 😬

Got any friends called Dexter that could find it useful.

I’m still at the pub.

I think I landed in the wrong pace, supposed to be Melbourne but the sky is blue.

Better context.

Got a regular hot chocolate at the airport and it’s barely bigger than the pepper pot, 3 sips and it’s gone.

My furry friend tonight.

Knowing how you love that Froome moment I’m glad you got to use it.

Did you that ready or just quick?

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Never gets old.

I’m praying no rain tonight as I have no gutters atm. Fingers crossed new ones go up tomorrow.

If we had to stop telling jokes based on what’s happening in the USA we’d have nothing left, that place is in chaos.

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Catching all the ❤️❤️❤️❤️

I’m here but early starts mean had to miss late nights. Will try harder.

Having said that ITT for opening stage is boring.

Sprint always, too many nerves. ITT gives more breathing space.

Noooo Ben.

Sweet dream counting vache.

Was it something I said?

What else do you expect from a sandgroper.

To anyone outside of the #couchpoton that would sound like a sus statement. 🤣

Looks like you need to buy a second Sanger.

Love the shirt 😂

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@sitdowninfront.bsky.social happy birthday CJ

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@giveitaburl.bsky.social happy birthday Sue.

#DemocracySausage time

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

But where’s the onion? We have our standards.